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Pour beer on my breakfast cereal. Call that shit Boozeli.

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@MasterOluwa Arguments

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@theneedledrop

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@GWRHelp you need to get yourselves together lads. Suddenly turning the reservations lights on after 90% of the passengers have got on a peak time commuter train only ever causes bedlam. This is the third time this has happened to me this month and it causes chaos. Human Tetris

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@Brighterdayvnl 1234

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@Thundercat catching strays from @BBCR1 - the disrespect 😂

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Will never understand the milling around the gate and anxiety of getting on the plane first when you have a designated seat. My brothers in Christ sit down, find peace.

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@lukerrjames This is doing numbers. And rightfully so

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@lukerrjames @Mike_Fabricant Fabricant? More like Fabricunt! Am I right!?

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@lukerrjames @Mike_Fabricant Roasted

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@MasterOluwa Jesus Christ

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@Brighterdayvnl Black Dog

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@bethanyjohnno Always covering the stories the fake-news media are afraid to. Keep up the good work, blanket!

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@bingnawm @successiongifs GIVE THE DAMN PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

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There's an extremely erect man running around Park Royal. If you're in the area please like and share this post, he's definitely going to be a hard man to fight.

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@rachelchinourir If you re-press Four° in Winter I will buy 100 copies. Do we have a deal?

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@MasterOluwa WoKeDeReLla!

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Matt Hancock's secret advisor finally reveals themselves

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3 years ago, vanessa hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic https://t.co/Zhv2Ix4kIE

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@theneedledrop Remember Where You Are - Jessie Ware. I love it, it's such a cinematic ending to the album.

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Nobody asked, but these are my honourable mentions. @jpegmafia @floatingpoints @moormother @BackwoodzHipHop @ichikoaoba

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This is still the best album released this decade so far. I will die defending this opinion, don't @ me.

@JessieWare