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Returning in 2022

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

Follow our journey at https://t.co/rQjquwMylW

[Bug Mane @Bugmane]

🐛🦹‍♂️SATURDAY🐛🏙️

[Van @VanTheBrand]

Telling my kids this was the Doughboys.

[Follower Audit & Analytics @twaudit]

How many bots are on Twitter? If
@elonmusk
buys twitter, he has a lot of work to do. Just his account has 10m fake followers! Check your own twitter account using the link below 👇

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

Wow

[Van @VanTheBrand]

It’s @BDayBoysMitch’s birthday & as a special present I’d like everyone with an Amazon Prime Video membership to change their profile pic to his character Cowan from @TheTomorrowWar and post a screengrab!

[james trevor @jaamestrevor]

@VanTheBrand @BDayBoysMitch @TheTomorrowWar Happy birthday Mitch! easy change to make considering pacino has done nothing to stop the white spike threat

[Mike Mitchell @BDayBoysMitch]

My dream of becoming a video game character has finally come true. Thanks to @beardymcwhisker for putting together a kick ass show. I’m very excited for people to see it!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

Be careful of imposters on social media. Only Mitch•pizza can get you in touch with the genuine mike Mitchell!

[👑KING KOETH🐛 @AndrewKoeth]

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck😬😳

[Van Labs @van_labs]

Hey “Pizza Pals” don’t forget to sign up for the @mitchdotpizza Patreon!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

We’ve recovered the backlog of thousands of undelivered messages from the last 3 years. If we can get enough supporters we will open the flood gates and deliver them ALL to Mitch. Better late than never!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@tdv92 Working on a whole physical delivery “ultimate” tier

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

Mitch is out of town. Great day to scout his new place for “service expansion options” (roof deck drone delivery?)

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@bug_zine Mitch•pizza was repurchased from Bazizio by @VanTheBrand in a hostile re-takeover and is now back under the @van_labs umbrella.

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

After running the numbers for our first day back, the average daily profit/loss for Mitch•pizza is (for the first time ever) not a net negative! Looks like this may actually be sustainable! Let see how we are doing after a week though…

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@snoopybleah As @VanTheBrand mentioned on his last @doughboyspod episode, iOS Mitch stickers are ready to go but @BDayBoysMitch has to docusign the contract on behalf of Doughboys allowing use of the images for us to re-release the app. He has the contract in his inbox. Ball is in his court!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

The year is 2022.

The United States is on the brink of global nuclear war.

Inflation is at a 40 year high.

Americans have never been more divided…but now…a new dawn arises and the world rejoices because:

In 2022 https://t.co/i2gXGT20yw will return!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

Mitch has just been sent the first Mitch•pizza text since 2019 informing him a new user has signed up for the Mitch•pizza Patreon!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@jonnyoswego Never in spirit.

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@JesseD74004476 FYI we haven’t relaunched yet!

[🧔🏻.🍕 @mitchdotpizza]

@hodapp We are open to all sorts of innovations like this now that we are introducing paid tiers!