Mitch

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

He's a machine. He never sleeps. He's superhuman.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's eyes are getting very heavy

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@BrendanCarrFCC @DisneyJr Would somebody please give Brenden permission to wear an evening gown to Trump's next state dinner so that he could finally leave everyone else the fuck alone.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

As 0f Friday, the idiot's (Trump) election ad has cost us over $400,000. https://t.co/Z2dGHDRhLL

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@spencerpratt Spence is married, in his 40's, got clobbered in an election, blamed it on being cheated and is objectively a bit weird. Based on Spence's electoral outcome, I'd bet on Talarico's chances.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@EricLDaugh If the MAGA faithful are looking for a bright light in what will be a dark election for them, I don't think they're going to find it in Harry Enten's data...or anyone else's for that matter. Even the Fox News pollsters can't find a way to spin this shit.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@patriotguy420 @NancyMace I don't think that you're LYAO.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

I know. Right James? If all these migrants, who always happen to show up right before an election, make it to the southern border by Election Day, and if Democrats win...they're all getting into the United States. Congress has the power to magically box out the President of the United States and will burst open the doors and will let them in. Be afraid voters!!!! Be very afraid!!!

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

I watched the MTV Video Music Awards yesterday for the first timer in many, many years. That's all. That's the post.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

Black people are being lynched in the South and this story about it is barely a noticeable headline today:

https://t.co/WOHW3MUhdu

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@BulwarkClips It's our plane.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@RapidResponse47 @AGToddBlanche Well Donald is sick and tired, literally. It would be great if these media outlets would cover that quite a bit more.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@howardlutnick @elonmusk @tim_cook @allison_lutnick Howard, you didn't invite anyone at the party over to Epstein island, did you?

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@atrupar No Mike. SI stands for Stupid Idiots, not super intelligence. It's the new name for Donald's cabinet. We're going with that now.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

Central Command has been lying since this stupid war began. It's likely sensible to assume that Iran has indeed captured the drone. It's not hard to extrapolate that they are actively figuring out how to reverse engineer them.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@EricLDaugh Thank goodness. If Donald said it, it must be true.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

Shit posting on this app is far more satisfying than I had expected.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@JBro13x @atrupar Perhaps. But, if election results over the past two years are any idication, we'll see a sizable number flip at the local, federal and state levels. It may not happen, but I think it's a possibility, FWIW.

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

Why wait? Use your credit card today and spend the $5000. You'll definitely get it back from President Trump. As a matter of fact, I'm going to go out today and use my credit card to spend my promised $5000 DOGE check and my $2000 tariff check. I know the checks are coming any day. This if the GOLDEN AGE!!!!

[Mitch @mitcheiven]

@MandigoJames @Milajoy Without question!!!! All the poor, victimized white citizens in Iowa have been replaced by illegal voters of color. Hundreds of quadrillions.