Mitchell Bro

The world went and got itself in a big, damn hurry #GoStars #BedfordTX #TXtoAZ

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

[Mitchell Bro @Mitchell_Bro]

@spittinchiclets Radek Faksa.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

when my slides are up during a presentation and my boss says "who the hell made these, all this data is completely wrong"

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

I feel so alive.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

What a time to be alive

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If you cut out 1,000 calories a day between now and March Madness, you'll be able to consume 22,000 calories worth of beer and chicken on the first Thursday of March Madness.

"Confidence comes from being prepared." - John Wooden

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me miss it when da score was 🍪-🍪

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Billion dollar business idea:

Fraud

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

December 4, 2004: Oklahoma freshman @AdrianPeterson breaks a bunch of tackles en route to a 32-yard TD run in a 42-3 Sooners rout over Colorado in the B12 Championship Game in KC.

AD finished the game with 172 yards on 28 carries and three touchdowns.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

A tribute to Ed the Eagle with a modern twist 🦦

Otter's new mask is absolute perfection.

[Brien Rea @BrienRea]

Jake Oettinger’s “99” mask pays homage to Ed Belfour. Said the Stars’ equipment staff did the design work.

The Otter meets the Eagle.👌🏻
#TexasHockey

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Take a bow, Mikko Rantanen 🤯

[Rick Stroud @NFLSTROUD]

Bucs QB Baker Mayfield on his wife Emily expected a boy. “I’m going to have a little shithead on my hands.”

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

>post weekly for 5+ years
>blow up
>leave YouTube permanently
>post one more video boiling a dead walrus’s head

Greatest Living American

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Never seen nobody b*tch Draymond like this. Wemby a f*cking dawg

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

YouTube TV has until 11am central time tomorrow to reach a new agreement with ESPN or I’m entering the transfer portal

[NHL @NHL]

The horns down celly is WILD 👀

[John Mateer @John_Mateer4]

Thank God for a successful procedure. Dr. Shin is the GOAT. BOOMER SOONER!!

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.