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I like to tell stories on the internet. Sometimes I do it here, sometimes @ThatMitch on Tktk

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

- No universal healthcare
- No paid family leave
- No universal childcare
- No tuition free public college
- No guarantee of live-saving care when pregnant due to abortion bans
- Average cost of $310k to raise a child to 18 yrs old

Of course US birth rates are at an all-time low

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BEYOND THE BEAUTIFUL, “PERFECT MAPS” — DONALD J. TRUMP HAS MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS. SOON, I — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — WILL BE SHARING RECORDS THAT SHOULD CONCERN HIM.

I DIDN’T WANT TO RELEASE THEM — OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT (NOT THE PRESIDENT) — BUT MIKE “LITTLE MAN” JOHNSON’S HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE HAS REQUESTED THEM!!! WHOOPS.

WON’T BE PRETTY FOR DONNIE J. MANY ARE SAYING IT COULD BE THE FINAL NAIL IN HIS LONG CAREER OF LYING. THIS AND THE MAPS. “IT’S OVER.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Israel just assassinated the entire Al Jazeera crew in Gaza: fearless journalists and cameramen reporting the truth amid genocide.

This is a war crime and a crime against humanity.

Where are the Western journalists? Will they condemn this, or choose silence and complicity?

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@Matthewtravis08 @TimSorrell9 That's not fair. Trump has failed at waaaaaay more things than just hosting a game show where he told women that seeing them on their knees would be a pretty sight. Same show whose producer has admitted his greatest regret is giving the bumbling perv a platform.

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@SteveDodds31 @Matthewtravis08 If you can provide actual, verifiable evidence that he committed treason, lock him up right next to Clinton and Trump. As a liberal who largely supported both Clinton and Obama, you'll see me giving zero fucks about prosecuting them for any and all actual crimes committed. DO IT

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@Matthewtravis08 I give absolutely zero fucks if my closest friends and family members are implicated, let alone serial SA artist, Bill Clinton. I mostly agreed with him politically, but never, like, bought merch and shit.

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@1OldRoamer @TheMaineWonk Are we just never going to be ok agreeing that Trump, Epstein, and the Clinton's were ALL friends and they're probably ALL dirty in this, or at the very least, absolutely complicit? Why is that so hard for both sides to get?

[Carolyn Barber, MD @cbarbermd]

Epstein (suicide in jail, 66) — the trafficker.
Brunel (suicide in jail, 76) — his modeling scout.
Giuffre (suicide, 41) — survivor who spoke out.
Roy Black (illness, 80) — his longtime lawyer. Died today.

All dead — all tied to the same dark web. Suicides, illness, unanswered questions.
The Epstein orbit keeps shrinking, but the silence keeps growing.

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@krassenstein They were BFFs for years. I've known since @2015 so I'm surprised people are just realizing it. It's too little too late, but people dismissed warnings then. T bragged abt going backstage at Miss Teen USA when the girls were naked bc he owned the pageant. Nobody cared then. Ewww

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

@DelphiAmericar Someone who covers their drinks when you enter the bar…

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Chuck Schumer just pulled out the procedural sledgehammer; forcing the Senate clerk to read all 900+ pages of Trump’s bloated spending bill out loud.

The GOP’s rush job just hit a wall. They wanted to sneak this through. Schumer’s making sure every word gets dragged into the daylight.

[Warren @swd2]

A vote for Kamala is a vote for “homosexual lesbian spirits” in case you needed another reason to vote for her. 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How sad it must be believing that doctors, scientists, scholars, historians, economists & journalists are all lying to you, but a criminal conman, business cheat, reality TV game show host with a lifelong history of blatant, unapologetic, nonstop lying, is telling you the truth.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

“The fact that  Marjorie Taylor Greene is not frequently struck by lightning is proof that the Democrats do not control the weather.”
😎 — Robert E. McGraw

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The reason the Constitution does not prevent a felon from seeking the Presidency is because the framers didn't think you'd be crazy enough to vote for one.

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@DebbieforFL I wish you luck, but they're probably all going to do a meth/bath salts combo and vote against their best interests and for the party that wants to defund the Hurricane predictors and FEMA.

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@AndyHerren Probably because @Juliechenmonves is making out with the Bible. I'm assuming it's the mistranslated version that says gay=worst sin ever

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@joshuachenault1 She's a Queen.