Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey

Dan's Cousin. Cubs, Longhorns, Cowboys*. If I see you with an upside down hat it’s hands on sight. Hold the DIII record for most missed FGs in a career.

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

Don't let the @Cubs win tonight. (Kevin Millar voice)

[Scott Hatch @scotthatch22]

One month ago on May 8, the #Cubs went to bed with the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead on the Brewers. This morning they wake up 2 games over .500 and 7.5 games behind the Brewers. In 31 days they lost 13 games on the Brewers. This is completely unfathomable. Insane.

[Texas Baseball @TexasBaseball]

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT OMAHA 🤘

#HookEm

[Slander University @TheSlanderU]

To be fair thousands do this every Saturday in fall to be disappointed.

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

I broke my keyboard over this game

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers Microsoft Golf?

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

@OccupyLF Just call in drunk

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Tough break for the golfers. Still have to play the ball as it lies. Those are the rules. I didn’t write em.

[1417HeritageHBC🤘🏻’04 @kevinrjhagood]

@B1GDuckEnergyy Well, y’all got the shit best out of you so..yeah. Generally how it works.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The Cubs scored the exact same amount of runs today that they did yesterday. The key to the game, however, was allowing 16 fewer runs than they did yesterday.

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

Lmaooo ain’t no way

[Tim Wilkinson 🤘🏾💯 @timwilkinson91]

Internet is ruthless 🫣🤭

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

@jpfenny2 Lmaoo bet

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

This may be the worst cubs team I have seen in my lifetime and that includes when our 1st baseman was Brian Fucking LaHair

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

@BrockOtto @JoeyMcGuireTTU @CodyC64 Yeah. FUCK TECH

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

BACK TO BACK NATTIES!!!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Guess who just beat Tech with their number 2 starter? @JoeyMcGuireTTU @CodyC64

[Brock Otto @BrockOtto]

@mitchellb96 @JoeyMcGuireTTU @CodyC64 You forgot to mention “Fuck Tech”

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

@SouthwestAir Notification: Book your low fare to Chicago!

Me: Ok great, I will. *$390 one way*

Give me a low fare to book @SouthwestAir

[ESPN @espn]

BACK-TO-BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️

Texas takes the #WCWS Finals sweep 🔥💪

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

@SonRanto They’ve been playing like pride for a month now. What else do you want?

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

But is he?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gregg Popovich is in the house for Game 1

Legend

[Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey @mitchellb96]

They’ve been playing with pride for the last month

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Pride Night returns to Wrigley Field on June 15! 🏳️‍🌈

Join us for a night filled with special performances, local LGBTQ+ businesses, and a celebration of communityPride Night returns to Wrigley Field on June 15! 🏳️‍🌈

Join us for a night filled with special performances, local LGBTQ+ businesses, and a celebration of communityPride Night returns to Wrigley Field on June 15! 🏳️‍🌈

Join us for a night filled with special performances, local LGBTQ+ businesses, and a celebration of community.