Mitchell Steven Cox

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[Mitchell Steven Cox @mitchellcoxs]

Happy Macy’s Day

[Mitchell Steven Cox @mitchellcoxs]

We’re tipping the blue-haired, septum pierced baristas 40% this weekend

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ima crash thru and show yall how we do it at Ohio State

[Mitchell Steven Cox @mitchellcoxs]

@StatisticUrban @rooster_ohio Are we reading the same article? It says 600 homes acquired by private institutions in the last 3 months. I’m not sure how many homes were sold in Columbus in the past 3 months, but 600 is likely a significant % of home purchases (maybe 20 or 30%?). Wish they collected more data.

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Time to conquer these dishes

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@uconnfan2021 @orange_peelbeef Social club? He’s gotta GO

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Bernie should just try one more time

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

He knew

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Do I have to take my laptop out of my bag at the airport or are they still figuring that part out

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Any mafia jobs available? This job market is tough

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So excited for credit card debt summer

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@dpales1 @MileHighLawyer_ Tbh I see it

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So how is kidz bop supposed to navigate these new kanye lyrics

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Just scheduled my pilgrimage to the holy land (booked my flight to Chicago)

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Just paid my rent I don’t feel so good

[Mitchell Steven Cox @mitchellcoxs]

Real road trippers don’t listen to podcasts, we listen to the same song 50 times in a row

[Mitchell Steven Cox @mitchellcoxs]

@realdrewlouis Thank you

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true, honest tweeters get 3 likes per tweet

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Brioche French Toache