Mitchell Turner

Heir like Jesus

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@ryancduff Asada

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@ryancduff

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@TheBabylonBee @ryancduff

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@ryancduff The last one I went after, I told her she did her job wrong and that marriage was unnecessary.

Worked out pretty well for me.

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@ryancduff

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@nickuva @farmingandJesus I mean, if you think about it, this basically rhymes with the relevant passages

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I asked my dog why he’s always chasing his tail. He said he’s just trying to make ends meet.

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@ryancduff @Ruesavatar

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@Be_Like_JChrist Be like Jesus

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@ryancduff @seanmdav Im gonna remember this the next time Samsung updates my phone and puts a bunch of games i dont want in the patch

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@ryancduff @seanmdav - Sent from my iPhone

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@Be_Like_JChrist @daScrounger What do you make of things like Isaiah 45:7

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@ryancduff @nicksortor Would you duff cut a Cubana?

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@ryancduff Ok, boomer

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@74Brightstars X is probably the worst place on the internet to get help. The algorithm simply isn't gonna show your post to people.

Facebook, youtube, gofundme are all better than X for this.

Not trying to be mean but youre setting yourself up for disappointment over and over again.

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@JSE1958 @RedPilledNurse

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Just when you thought Maher might be cool he says something like "i voted for Kamala"

[Overton @overton_news]

Bill Maher just told Black Eyed Peas star will-i-am that Democrats are “p*ssies” because they REFUSE to come on his show.

He called out Kamala Harris and the Clintons by name.

WILL-I-AM: “Who haven’t you interviewed that you want to interview?”

MAHER: “Ironically mostly Democrats because they’re such p*ssies they won’t come on the show.”

“Like the Clintons, after...I mean, Kamala! I voted for you!”

WILL-I-AM: “You haven’t interviewed them yet?”

MAHER: “I would love to. Democrats are p*ssies about going anywhere that they’re not already pre-adored.”

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@ryancduff @Alicia_Bittle_ The enemy is strong, the enemy is weak.

[Mitchell Turner @mitchelldturner]

@ryancduff "Oh, you dont like politicians? Look at this one, hes different"