Jay Mitchell

Big man, big heart, big co......mfy shoes!

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@fesshole Plot twist! Your uncle is sat in an empty office with a bag full of passes and a hold all full of back handers! Turns out no one has been to the office since COVID! Close up of your uncle throwing bank notes in the air laughing maniacally! 😁

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@plasticwanker @fesshole Well here's a novel way of getting back at "the cunt" just pay for a ticket. You showed him then! 😉

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@NobbyWallis @fesshole

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@offthebenchpics You ok fella? Talk anytime if you need to. Text, phone, face to face or even just memes! Ha xx

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@KenshiroHuey True story that 🤷‍♂️

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

Why not create an infinity loop by putting your loft as the safe place for the Amazon driver to deliver to when you are out? 🤔

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

If I need something out the loft and it costs less than £20 I just order another off Amazon.

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@fesshole True story...in the land of didn't happen

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@SoVeryBritish The only sauce I will ever need. Carry on films. Ooh err matron!.. failing that BBQ 🤔

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@1T_1986 Have you ever watched 15 Storey high comedy series with Sean Locke and Benedict Wong Mat? Every time I see him i always see that show. Pure Sean Locke!

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@SomeRandom_J @mrjamesob No he shouldn't but all the government think tanks, advisors and national security services reporting to him should be able to give him a slight inkling. Poor old Boris, how is he expected to keep up with all the latest events! Bless him! 🙄

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

Is nobody else impressed that @jeremycorbyn's friend founded occupy wall street AFTER he died four weeks before! 🤔 Commas are important 🤷‍♂️ #Iwilljustgetmycoat 😂

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@Frank87306797 @MatthewJshow You've put there instead of they're. You also put capital letters on the words dumb and stumps! The irony is poetic! Bravo 👏

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@ThePoke A toast to the first successful double charisma bypass surgery! 🥂 You did it guys! ...you really did it! 👍

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

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[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

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[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

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[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

#MHchristmaslive

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

#MHchristmaslive

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@NHSPbank Hi. Is there issues with Android phones logging into NHSP? I get told my details entered incorrectly. Laptop logs in no problem

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@frankieboyle I get your tweet. I got it first read. Consider this tweet a silent fist bump from me to you. R.I.P to The Wogan!

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@RussShep1889 oh that's good! They are HAMmering home the fact that they are bell ends! Haha

[Jay Mitchell @mitchellman999]

@RussShep1889 😂👌👏 People astonish me! Ha https://t.co/NAHAF7QO3T