mitch kehler

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@TSN_Sports Time to come home to Edmonton!

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@OilersNation Quenville's video coach should like that

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@AnaDucksHistory

[HFTV @HFTVSports]

I just found out that Olympics OT is gonna be 3v3… even in the FINAL 💀

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Justin Trudeau in Davos:-

“We never forced anyone to get vaccinated”

Also Justin Trudeau during Covid:-
👇

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Norm MacDonald's sketch where Sylvester Stallone comes to his aid after a car accident has to be one of the best ever 😂

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Testicular injuries in women’s sports?🤣

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@furmsies @Alberta_UCP "Between 9 and 60 billion" 😂😂😂 sounds like you have done some hard research to come up with such an exact amount of money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@disorderedyyc What about my child's right to an education that the ATA and teachers have taken away from him the last 3 weeks?

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@Eklund I always felt the same way when the Harlem globe trotters would play the Washington generals

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Who are the world class jackasses at chase bank sending $50 travel credits out and being like “plan your travel today” this is really where we’re at in society with how backwards things are. $50????? PLAN MY TRAVEL?? 50 bucks?!????!?!?!!

Travel TO WHERE?? Round trip from my bed to my kitchen? To get my toaster oven and then plug it in and fill up my bathtub and get in it with the toaster??? Where the fuck do you think anybody is going with 50 fucking dollars. Who sent me this email? Who approved this and sent it to me? I wanna talk. Hey chase bank it’s not the early 1900s. $50 literally can’t get me an uber to the airport. I can barely take a piss for 50 dollars in my own house anymore. This is like when your old racist grandma gives you $8 for graduating high school. Hey grandma thanks for the 8 bucks even though you bought your house for $22k and it’s worth 1.8M now and you’re sitting on all that equity acting like you’re poor when you’re really a millionaire for doing nothing, dumb bitch.

Even if I made it to the airport, you can’t even walk out of Hudson News for anything less than $50. I got a water, gum, and pistachios from the airport in Los Angeles and it was $700 and I had to tip the machine even though it was self checkout. This email is so funny to me and got me so mad at 7:30 in the morning. What a slap in the fucking face.

They got some dipshit high on mushrooms sitting on a ferry looking out to the city with the caption “your $50 travel credit is waiting” dude, fuck you.

Chase bank it’s 2025 it’s not 1905 I can’t even doordash a soaking wet disgusting sub from jersey mikes with sun chips and a motherfucking cookie for less than $50. You get my point. What a disaster of an email take your 50 dollars and shove it up your ass fuck you

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@JamesonCoop You are kidding right?

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@Sid_Seixeiro 🤣😂

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

It was Alex Ovechkin who called all his Caps teammates back onto the ice for the handshake line with Marc-Andre Fleury.

What an amazing gesture by the great 8 🥲👏

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@zen4est @larryjones Our**

[Brattani @Bratt_world]

The dude wearing his shirt backwards, accidentally threatened to tariff a 100% Canadian ketchup company 🤣

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@cafreeland We could have probably purchased the USA with all the God damn money you and that piece of shit prime minister stole from us you crazy cracker

[Marco Navarro-Génie @MNavarroGenie]

I proudly support Alberta's premier @ABDanielleSmith!

Nine out of 10 premiers are united in their desire for Prime Minister Trudeau to lead them in a delusional economic war against a neighbour 10x our size. Smith doesn't want to go along.

A few Trudeau economic achievements include:

1. His budgets never balanced themselves
2. He thinks it's the job of bankers to worry about the economy
3. He is unconcerned about monetary policy
4. He thinks government debt is disconnected from citizens
5. He caused the greatest inflation surge in a generation
6. He has doubled the national debt
7. He has multiplied Canadian poverty, hunger, and homelessness
8. He thinks economies grow out of hearts
9. Thinks tax rates control the weather
10. Thinks people's prosperity comes out of a credit card.
11. His own Liberal party booted him for pushing dumb economic gimmicks.

Premier Danielle Smith should be congratulated for refusing the economic leadership of a man with such a dismal understanding of fiscal and economic issues. Every Albertan should be proud of her.

#FortisEtLiber

[mitch kehler @mitchkehler]

@Zibanejesus Wow what a shitty game