mitch

skier, U of U alum, news desk at channel 5

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

Brought it to dirty H. Respect.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Mikey's day in Minnesota 🏆

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

The cup makes it to Maynard’s every year, just never from our team 😑

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Our Minnesota boys have been reunited

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

@Blutman27 Not good for that role

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Utah DL Jamal Wallace may have just changed the film room forever

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

Yall wouldn’t last one summer in SLC

[Scope Report @ScopeReport_]

NEW: NYC issues a Code Red air quality alert as smoke blankets the region; breathing the air is equivalent to smoking 10 cigarettes.

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

@TechAlum05 @FreddyLA7 @JJWatt He’s gotta be so tired

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

will be attempting to get the entire stadium to hold four fingers up during the second half hydration break

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

@elderchudjk @RykerJackson97 Go read some golden plates in the woods retard

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

@RykerJackson97 I’m just saying, we did things 500 years ago that your temple square couldn’t ever even touch

[mitch @mitchlinsley_]

@BagleyKSLsports Billy will get it done

[sarge @sarge____]

Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick

[Joe Smith @JoeSmithNHL]

Michael McCarron: "I could have gotten more in free agency, but why would you look elsewhere when you're in a really good spot on a team in a window to win a Stanley Cup? And with people up top that believe in you?" #mnwild

[Radi Nabulsi @RadiNabulsi]

The so called world's greatest athletes wouldn't make it to halftime of an SEC noon kickoff in Week One

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

Do you think they ate at a Cracker Barrel

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.