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[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Luke, help me take off my mask. I learned so much about lava. One thing’s for certain... don’t let it dominate you. Don’t be afraid of it. Maybe I’m immune, I don’t know.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

The medical professional giving Trump’s diagnosis:

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

This is what happens when you piss off all the witches and it’s a full moon aligned with Mars. #hexsuccess

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Moderator: "Are you willing, tonight, to condemn Order 66 and to say that the Stormtroopers need to stand down?"

Palpatine: "Stormtroopers, stand back and stand by! But I'll tell you what, somebody's got to do something about the Rebels and the left."

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

Justice Ginsburg’s dying wish was that her seat would not be filled until a new president is installed! Senate Democrats, do not back down. You have a tough fight ahead but our future is on the line! No SCOTUS appointment before the election!!!

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

Just remember: General Leia Organa became one with the Force and the Resistance still prevailed.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[Digital Trends @DigitalTrends]

This is how they set up the #PepsiHalftime Show! #SuperBowlLIV

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

Men, here’s the thing:

Women have suffered for centuries because their sexual history has been weaponized against them (read the “great American novel” The Scarlet Letter).

How’s that medicine taste?
#SCOTUS

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

Republicans on abortion:
“IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S LEGAL, IT’S IMMORAL!”

Republicans on immigration:
“IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S IMMORAL, THEY BROKE THE LAW!”

Get your shit together. You’re an embarrassment. #ImmigrantChildren

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

@kayporky I fully support this.

[Actors Bridge @actorsbridge]

Happy closing to our beautiful ghosts! Thank you, Nashville, for sharing this one with us! It’s been so special. #hauntedproject #closing

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

Saturday at 7pm is already sold out...get your tickets now. https://t.co/Qd8IsOGplb… https://t.co/TmqpNf8WuC

[Actors Bridge @actorsbridge]

This print copy of the @Tennessean arts section today tho! Thank you x 1,000 @amystumpfl! 😍 #nashvillearts

https://t.co/BfC5rvalBu

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

don’t miss this...tragically few tickets to this train #fallnottheseason #actorsbridge… https://t.co/ardZxxbTpd

[Fiv5Qaur4er @mitchmassaro]

Hey @SouthwestAir! @iCheapFlight SUCKS. Worst experience I’ve ever had in 15 years of flying with y’all

[Bridgestone Arena @BrdgstoneArena]

Because we love our #Smashville family so much, we're giving away more 🎟 to tonight's #Preds game!

RT for your chance to win 🏒