Mitch Mustang

All my tweets are probably stolen from someone witty.

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@Andy___Ferguson @MLBNow Pitching? All around?

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@CMoltisantis @jasrifootball @ProFootballTalk As a fellow Packers fan, it would be nice to see Nagy and Eberflus team up in Green Bay.

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@JDVance I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for
$500, couch fucker

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

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@SecretaryBurgum @POTUS DOING THE LORD’S WORK HERE!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR A PLATE OF FREEDOM FRIES WHILE OVERLOOKING THE GULF OF MURICA!!

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@TylerDBrooke They got third in the division and lost to the last place team. How does one become a legit contender now?

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@TheRealCarlG Injuries, officials, and Goodell.

#Warriors

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@Vikings @vanillaice I HOPE HE PLAYS “HAVIN A RONI.”

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@BaldyNFL @Ravens @RoquanSmith58 Best LB in the game by far

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@BaldyNFL @MiamiDolphins @zachsieler @CalaisCampbell Yeah but both 77 and 84 have terrible technique and lunge at the point of attack. Lucky to get back and make play after taking bad route on 77…

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@PatMcAfeeShow @MichaelPhelps This was the worst moment in college game day history. Seeing pubes before a football game. SMDH.

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@elonmusk Write down the next three seconds after what you wrote…

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@RossDellenger @McFeely_Inforum @YahooSports Oh so kids can be trapped by lies throughout spring ball? What a bunch of horse shit.

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@MarkKaboly @PatMcAfeeShow 1. Because nanowater supposedly healed concussions.
2. Because Seattle was good because of Lynch and defense.
3. Cornball.

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@jeffcleghornga @Michele_Tafoya YES! TIM WALZ IS A MONSTER!! BEING A TEACHER?!? HOW DARE HE WORK IN A PUBLIC SECTOR LIKE EDUCATION! WHAT A FOOL!!

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@FlagPrez RIGHT ON STEVE!! DONALD J TRUMP WOULD NEVER USE FAKE NEWS OR DECEIVE!!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Holy shit, coke head. Please keep questioning someone’s actual service when daddy bone spurs ran away

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@nut_history Jack Parkman instead of AJ now that I put some extreme thought into it.

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@nut_history Frank Thomas
Paul Konerko
AJ Pierzynski
Hawk Harrelson (he taught me to hate the white sox)

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@stoolpresidente @jaytatum0 SAD!! WHO ARE YOU?!?

#NOTMYPRESIDENTEANYMORE