Mitchell

MSU alum. he/him

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Take me down to the Roku city where the grass is purple and the girls are purple

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Guy who only watches the Sopranos to see the daily grind of a sanitation company and fast forwards through the mafia stuff

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Bar Rescue is the only show that needs to exist everything else can be canceled

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

@pale_nugget @brycevine Preach!!

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

I support a monopoly in the sense that every hotel shower should have the same hot/cold handle so I can stop getting so confused

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

@choppens_ These sorts of fans will say Avila was the worst GM ever but then also believe the Avila-era Tigers could actually develop a hitter like Paredes to their full potential. Just an unfortunate trade and you hope Meadows is getting the help he needs

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Why do TikTok chefs say they make every new meal once a week because they’re so obsessed. How many meals do they eat per day? Their doctors must be very concerned

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Me watching Sandoval interact with Raquel #VanderpumpRules

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

I love it when two DJs are on a song together. Like they had a little play date to make it

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

The guy who invented putty: ok now do a silly one 🤪

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

I could never be on reality tv because I’d be too scared for a camera to catch me picking my nose in the background

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Did anyone else cry uncontrollably when they learned about the 1906 San Francisco earthquake as a kid or was that just me

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Why does everyone in Christmas movies always drink cocoa? And someone near them always has coca conveniently on tap? I wish I could be so whimsical

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Will forever be my favorite sports moment 🥲

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Where were you #OTD in 2006?

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

I can be a hater to whoever I want. And it’s a lot of people. But the minute they hate me back? Hmm, I don’t think so. That’s not cool

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

I’m tired of this grahampa! Well that’s too graham bad!

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

@mschmidt02 Sounds like you’re not delicate enough

[Mitchell @mitchoski]

Graham crackers are amazing. Stop sleeping on them, people