MitchyP

Poppin bottles of Dasani with your mami while eating cold cuts of salami

[MitchyP @mitchpinky]

Top 3 Whales of All Time:
1. Free Willy
2. Moby Dick
3. Ur friggin mom lmao

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Ray J has been hospitalized after being knocked out by Supa Hot Fire.

Details: https://t.co/e8pXZoTLOU

[Michael Wilbon @RealMikeWilbon]

I want a piece of Kornheiser right now...at 11:32 ET I want a piece of his ass
...

[andrew @intellegint]

The shit Bart Simpson gets away with makes me fucking sick

[Eric @DETszn]

Easily the most electric 45 second stretch of college basketball this season

[_DavidMorrell @_DavidMorrell]

My dear friend & incomparable author Dan Simmons died Saturday from a stroke at age 77. He defied literary norms, exploring historical fiction, horror, crime & other genres. His must-read titles include THE SONG OF KALI & HYPERION. He was one of a kind.
https://t.co/NcBFT4hBc6

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

i just wanna
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

NEW ANGLE: WOMAN TRIES TO HELP AND TRUMP’S GOONS BLOCK HER!!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests.

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Who should be cast in the newly announced Labubu movie from Sony?

[MitchyP @mitchpinky]

Never seen anything more treasonous than Jelly Roll denouncing his former fat ways on College Gameday. You were their hero Jelly!! How could you!?!? TRAITOR!!!

[its freakin’ bats 🦇 @annathiikaa]

🤧🫡

[MitchyP @mitchpinky]

This shit is disgusting. Love that official government accounts are now just tweeting out white nationalist memes. If you support this you are braindead and have never known what this country should stand for.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

the GOAT tweeted this while running a show on the Disney Channel

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Today we remember Andy Isaac 🙏

FUCK THE BEARS

[MitchyP @mitchpinky]

Everyone go see Weapons. Now. Take work off. Or quit your job. Whichever is easier.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

This is insane: The FBI is now going to hunt down Texas Democratic legislators

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

THREAD:

Over 450 Palestinians have been killed and more than 3500 injured while trying to access food at the U.S.- and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) since May 27, when it began operating in Gaza. Survivors describe being shelled, sniped, robbed, and crushed.

In the last week, Drop Site News and +972 Magazine have published separate reports documenting harrowing firsthand accounts from those who made the journey to Israel’s so-called aid ‘death traps.’ Below are some of their testimonies: 🧵

[Jason Paladino @jason_paladino]

Incredible. DHS caught flying another MQ-9 over LA. This time with no tracking data, but local aviation nerds got a photo. This should be a scandal, but it is becoming normalized.

[Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive]

We are heartbroken to announced that our beloved father Brian Wilson has passed away.

We are at a loss for words right now.

Please respect our privacy at this time as our family grieving.

We realize that we are sharing our grief with the world.

Love & Mercy