Happy Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan month or otherwise known as August! May your air be salty, your doors be rusty, and you feel alive for the first time in a long time!
J: “but then there’s this new era of straight men that look like gay men. it’s the mullets, the mustaches and the like… earrings.”
K: “no, but i think you can still kinda tell most of the time. they do it in a way that feels a bit more sort of evil.”
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I cant help but notice how Apple increased the cost of devices because of the chip but didn’t increase the trade in value with the chip already in it..
It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch