As the majestic Year of the Dragon bows out, the elegant Year of the Snake slithers in✨✨ Wishing everyone prosperity, happiness, and endless blessings in the new year🎉🥰🎆🍻💓
walking into my roommates bedroom with a bluetooth speaker thats playing Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye because he didnt want to come to the bowling alley with me
(Rushing home) Honey!! The movies theaters are offering a free guy! I saw the sign (hurriedly looking in all the rooms) Honey?? if we move now we can get a free Guy before they run out! (checking the drawers)