Mitchell Humphreys

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@bbcmtd Why have I had this alert 6 times, the last one 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@business Why have I had this alert 6 times, the last one 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@SkyNews Why have I had this alert 6 times, the last one 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@xxsnzz Why have I had this alert 6 times, the last one 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@LBC @AliMirajUK Why have I had this alert 6 times, the last one 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@PolitlcsUK Why have I had this alert 6 times, the latest 23 minutes ago?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@tntsports you’ve lost sound on Ultimate during the @ManUtd @SpursOfficial game?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@AVFCOfficial Was it his first touch?

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That’s really bad @bbcradio2 @BBCNews. In the bulletin on the death of Rick Davies, you play a Roger Hodgson song.

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@BritishGas are useless. Don’t go near them.

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

How do I stop @BritishGas sending bills to my property when they don’t supply my house? I’ve spent countless hours on the phone to them and raised a complaint but, despite being assured that they would leave me alone, they will not. Total shambles.

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@HeartsGoals Proper tackle.

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@lomie1991 At this point, I expect you were regretting that velvet jacket, Dan.

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@FabrizioRomano Haaland even…

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@FabrizioRomano How was that not another goal for Harland in added time?

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

Always a pleasure to hear @Ally_McCoist9 on the co-commentary on @footballontnt

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@bbcnickrobinson As I watch Steve Rosenberg broadcasting from Moscow, I often wonder about his safety...

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Wonder what they’re talking about...
#TheRollingStones

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Worth remembering, of course, that Osiris’ penis was devoured by fish

[Mitchell Humphreys @mitchump]

@holland_tom @maitlis That is the funniest comment I’ve seen today.