Dave T.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Boss making you resign to save himself?

Join a union.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Allie @searobbing]

Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.

[HRH The Duke of Thomassin™ @HRHDukeThomas]

Stop infantilizing these people.

She knew.

She wasn’t a sweet old lady. She harbored and enabled him.

Her being gone is the only reason he’s being arrested.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“The Welsh have successfully repelled the Russian forces sir.”

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Snowflake.

[Dave T. @mithras_saves]

@PessimistsArc But this one actually, really came true, didn't it?

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

The people you voted for closed them Sharron.
Dearie me.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Oh do shut up. He is trying to undo some of the enormous damage you did with your dreadful deal and after your and Farage lies got us out in the first place. Sadly it won’t undo it all but at least national interest comes ahead of ambition and charlatanism. As for the Covid inquiry, just consider yourself lucky all your media pals have given up covering it

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Ivan Dabbs Reform UK’s new councillor for Deanshanger & Paulerspury, West Northamptonshire

It could almost be a parody account - it isn't

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Published by Dr. Seuss in 1941

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you for your support! 🇺🇦
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Дякую вам за підтримку! 🇺🇦

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Free speech is “under threat” in the UK, says Kemi Badenoch, whose government imposed draconian restrictions on the right to protest, right to strike and banned anyone who publicly criticised them from official events

[Dave T. @mithras_saves]

@LarryTheCatoon You are really, really shit at this. Just no talent for it whatsoever.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can’t get over china doing this while America is about to bring back witch trials

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

The inauguration it seems, is an assembly of the worst CUNTS in British politics. I make absolutely no apologies for saying this.

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

We all need to grasp this. Urgently.

[Yassified to maintain anonymity @throughmyaiz]

The funniest thing about right wingers is that they’re running out of ideas, no strategy 🤣. You’ve won it all. Twice. Everything is currently right wing. Problem is, your life still sucks. You’ve punched down on every minority & won so you now hate, SIGN LANGUAGE?

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Don't share this one either lads

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

I always think of the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree as an annual reminder that Thatcher sold off our oil & gas fields in return for 171 billionaires & a broken Britain and Norway kept theirs and today have a trillion dollar reserve & the world's best standard of living.