Tim

Conspiring to sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

Trying to explain why international trade is good to an American: okay so imagine a burger

(yes this is a real ad on the Canadian embassy in DC)

[Tim @mitout]

get free name recognition for your irrelevant political party with this one weird trick!

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

Vancouver - Municipal Polling:

Allam (Liberals): 19%
Coupar (Conservatives): 18%
Fry (Green): 17%
Sim (ABC): 15%
Lewis (COPE): 8%
Burrows (OneCity) 8%
Harding (NPA): 8%
Hardwick (TEAM): 6%

Mainstreet / Aug 29, 2025 / n=961 / MOE 3.2% / IVR

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Not one of the people saying "Immigration isn't getting us any Einsteins" can name a single Einstein, from their own country or anywhere else.

They scream that immigrants aren't boosting science, but they know absolutely nothing about what's happening in science.

[Tim @mitout]

this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

I know this doesn't matter but a lady in ohio solicited doodles from celebrities to auction for charity and in 2004 she said that trump was always literally the first to send in his drawings

[Tim @mitout]

so they'll grow the economy and
*checks notes*
the budget will balance itself!?

[Campbell Clark @camrclark]

The Conservative platform relies on the notion that their policies will make the economy boom - oil and gas mainly - so much that massive revenues will come pouring into government coffers. More than $22B in extra revenues by year 4.

[Tim @mitout]

when I'm asked how much mandarin I remember

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

I’m never leaving this app

[Tim @mitout]

Canada greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls

Canada number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Biden inflation increase the input cost to farming by 20% incl particularly high prices on fertilizer. So I plead w President Trump to exempt potash from the tariff because family farmers get most of our potash from Canada

[Tim @mitout]

frank graves apology form.jpeg

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

Federal - Ontario Polling:

LPC: 36%
CPC: 34%
NDP: 11%
GPC: 4%
PPC: 2%

Undecided: 11%

Mainstreet / Jan 26, 2025 / n=862 / Online

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

Federal - Ontario Polling:

LPC: 36%
CPC: 34%
NDP: 11%
GPC: 4%
PPC: 2%

Undecided: 11%

Mainstreet / Jan 26, 2025 / n=862 / Online

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

That's cool, can they help them with history as well?

[Tim @mitout]

(Canada if Sean Fraser was ~50% better at speaking French)

[Sean Fraser @SeanFraserMP]

Sean's Team here.

To end 2024 and Sean’s time as a Cabinet Minister on a high note, we found out today that he was voted:

Most Valuable Politician, Best Cabinet Minister, and Up & Comer in an annual survey by The Hill Times.

Sean - working alongside you has been a tremendous honour.

Thank you for your service to Canada, for being a gracious mentor and role model, and for all of the laughs along the way.

To take your advice, we will continue to focus on the problems we want to solve and the people we want to help, and not the titles we want to hold.

Here’s to hoping we get to work together again someday.

[Tim @mitout]

@davidvalentin @CaelemSG @kylejhutton 647-371-5580

[Tim @mitout]

@CaelemSG @davidvalentin @kylejhutton This happened to me yesterday, the call began "This is Mainstreet Research on behalf of [some group]" and then the questions (vote intention and opinions on drug decriminalization), then "thanks again, this has been Liaison Strategies, you can reach us at [a 647 number] ".

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this makeover looks like what house flippers do to homes

[Sean Fraser @SeanFraserMP]

Warning: the following images of fourplexes may frighten some politicians.

They want to make sure these family homes remain illegal to build.

Maybe my elder millennial is showing, but these homes in great locations look like good options to me!

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

Alternate history where Krushchev gets lunch BEFORE his trip to IBM

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

need it

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Vancouver resident : "We stand here on stolen Squamish land"

MST representative: "Actually we got this small piece back!"

Vancouver resident : "That's great! So happy for you :) "

MST representative: "We want to build dense housing on it"

Vancouver resident : "No :( "

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Honestly, survivorship bias used to be my favorite kind of bias — then I found out about recency bias and I don't think anything could top that