‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* 𝓭edicate⠀ your ⠀ 𝓱eart．

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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

if that were the case．i’m just not fond of being a living target．

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

﹙a fly⎯⎯it’s a fair comparison as he remains just as annoying．another hook，another jump; moving up to her head to avoid turning into a crimson speck.﹚ 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 you insist on making the distinction．ulterior motives ﹖ no．we wouldn’t be having a conversation ⤸

[🍌 ‍𝓫𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦 ᶦˢ ᵃ 𝕭𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐓ꜝ @winetainted]

( She revels in the small victory, just long enough to completely miss her opportunity. An animalistic grunt of frustration, now swatting at her ear like he's nothing more than a fly hovering around her. )

[mone 📖🔆 COMMS CLOSED! @moneceles]

I loved making this one 😭 thank u for the request 🤎 #eruhan

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

we are doomed．

[⋆.˚ 𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐫𓂃𝑒𝐲𝐞𝐬 𓆃 @SCHNEPFES]

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you say that like he hasn't already ...
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

@capstolid / got him uncletrapped

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

paid maternity leave．i’ll babysit whenever you want．a never⎯ending supply of fresh tea leaves．i’ll practice how to make silly faces for peekaboo．i’ll regrow my arm to reduce the chances of dropping a baby on its head．

[⁣ ⁣ 𝖈𝐚𝐩͟𝐭͟𝐚͟𝐢𝐧 ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣𝓵𝒆𝒗𝒊. @capstolid]

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i did. congratulations.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

ah，you’re right．he’ll just start learning sign language．

[⋆.˚ 𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐫𓂃𝑒𝐲𝐞𝐬 𓆃 @SCHNEPFES]

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𝙝𝙖! you're acting like anything's ever gonna stop him! i'm already deaf in one ear and still putting up with it!
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

@SCHNEPFES / relax

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

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at least i won’t have to endure any more of levi’s constant complaining⎯⎯if i’m not already going deaf before then．

[⋆.˚ 𝒇𝐨𝐮𝐫𓂃𝑒𝐲𝐞𝐬 𓆃 @SCHNEPFES]

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AND I'LL YANK OFF YOUR OTHER ONE TOO!!!!!! * 🗣️
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

and please，that has always been a very well⎯known fact to y⎯⎯

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did you just say *𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑒 ﹖

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

i also apply oil 𝑎𝑛𝑑 pluck any stray hairs immediately．you are just jealous．

[⁣ ⁣ 𝖈𝐚𝐩͟𝐭͟𝐚͟𝐢𝐧 ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣𝓵𝒆𝒗𝒊. @capstolid]

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luscious ? just because you brush them every morning and night, doesn't make them any fancier.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

i’m already down an arm，an ear，and two knees．i’m afraid you’ll have to deal with mr. mood⎯swings yourself．

good luck，soldier．

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

see ﹖ bad omen，i told you．

[‍ᅠᅠᅠ ݁ ᅠ𝗰𝗈 ͡ⁿⁿ﹙𝗌͟𝗉͟𝗋͟𝗂͟𝗇͟𝗀͟𝖾͟𝗋﹚*ੈ𝐢𝚎 ̲ ̲ᅠ ۪ᅠᅠ @_RAGAKOSBLADES]

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⠀⠀I dont think itll be from the sneeze, though. i think itll be from captain levi finally being done with my shit.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

you ought to be at least 10x as potent now．

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

﹙dramatic gasp.﹚ don’t you dare joke about my luscious eyebrows again，or i’ll use you as titan bait．

[⁣ ⁣ 𝖈𝐚𝐩͟𝐭͟𝐚͟𝐢𝐧 ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣𝓵𝒆𝒗𝒊. @capstolid]

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i hope your eyebrows suddenly disappear and none of the kids take you seriously. try sending them to battle when they can't even look at you without giggling, you big blond bastard.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

@SCHNEPFES / LMAO ily

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

i hope you will get the worst cravings imaginable for things we aren’t yet aware of⎯⎯like dr. pepper．

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓼mith¹³ @mitterncht]

fine．go be pregnant then．

[⁣ ⁣ 𝖈𝐚𝐩͟𝐭͟𝐚͟𝐢𝐧 ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣𝓵𝒆𝒗𝒊. @capstolid]

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my final act as captain before i depart will be kicking your knees in. sorry, the hormones are already fucking crazy.
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[🍌 ‍𝓫𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦 ᶦˢ ᵃ 𝕭𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐒͟𝐓ꜝ @winetainted]

Everyone should stop reproducing quite frankly