I am costrafobik Darren.

Professional Photographer. Content Creator. she/her. 🇬🇧/🇮🇳

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Remember- every day is a new opportunity to draw on new, more convincing eyebrows.

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@Jon_Aitken The streetlights down by me are literally like that big light beamed into the sky used to hail Batman

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@LadyD_84 This has set the bar EXTREMELY high for the lady coming to collect the kettlebell I listed later.

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@Jon_Aitken 6/10. Not urban enough.

I jest. Wonderful job Jon!

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@Jon_Aitken Not sure if it’s the millennial pause or me literally struggling to recall what I’m going to say.

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I am watching ARMAGEDDON (1998) for the first time, alone, with wine, and I have to say I don’t think I’ve ever been this invested in straight male culture before. I am ROOTING for these blokes, these brave geezers.

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@Jon_Aitken “The void”

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It’s almost like we hold men in positions of power to a different standard than their victims who are expected to go through hell/ jump through hoops/ relive the entire event/ unpack trauma/ endure further abuse and whataboutary from faceless avatars online and the media.

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@Jon_Aitken Oh my god this is so accurate. It feels like they’ve personally let themselves in and are upending everything to find hidden bottles and jars.

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“I’m an eccentric billionaire!”

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Jesus, this submarine thing is awful. Feels like every disaster movie where a rich idiot comes to some untimely end in manner of The Lost World.

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I hate that sounds like I’m speaking Ill of the dead. I’m not, it just feels like a bloody plot line of a disaster film.

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Throwback to the iconic Margaret and Stuart Baggs moment there (RIP) #theapprentice

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My well presented boxes #TheApprentice

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I think it’s clear Claude does not give a fuck about hair #TheApprentice

[chris @Mr_Chris_Jones]

What an icon #theapprentice

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Hermes on the floor HERMES ON THE FLOOR KAREN! #TheApprentice

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Claude has regrouped to absolutely destroy them #TheApprentice

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@CigaretteCalpol Yes I’ve had this recently but with Jam. I don’t care for it on toast which limits things so I’ve just been incorporating scones into my diet for the past two weeks.

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CLAUDE IS BACK #TheApprentice

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Updating CV to read “massive team player” #theapprentice