Mizzbee

probably somewhere left of you.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Yea!

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@PrincesssssPre Is this the part where someone salutes the flag and everyone claps and then an angel pays for everyone?

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@hollidaysburke @KildayMorgan We have a male cat named Pam. Misdiagnosed as a kitten.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@marcorubio @All100Senators Anyways…

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@femalep About half of the Olympic broadcast was Simone biles NOT competing. So many athletes working hard and didn’t get air time. I love Simone biles, but…

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

If you get into a severe wreck or nearly amputate a 🦵🏽w/in 200 mi of me & end up at a critical access hospital (not a trauma center) you’ll likely lose that 🦵🏽& perhaps your life because I’m not a trauma surgeon or a vascular surgeon & all trauma centers are closed to transfers.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@blaireerskine @benshapiro We don’t mask for ourselves: we mask for the small children of idiots like Ben Shapiro

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@Paradigm8472 AND the vaccination I so responsibly took care of as soon as I could is less effective because people are getting sick, transferring the virus, and allowing variants to form.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@Paradigm8472 But the jokes were fun. For about one day.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Mass vaccinations are more upsetting to Republicans than mass shootings.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Shooting billionaires into space could be a good way of getting rid of them.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@RashadWeaver Can you still keep your action figures at her place tho?

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

Tough competition today, but this is the biggest asshole of the day.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Homophobe in Florida with a Trump flag defaces a Pride crosswalk

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@Mr_Considerate I tasted all of the oreo flavors. Much good can be said about the mint.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@Activist_AdaJ @kcolaizzo I helped a dog this way for months. Tied in a tool shed without food or water. Finally animal control came after I’d called a number of times. They discovered a dog with food, water, and shelter. They couldn’t remove the dog. Document what is happening. Get an agency involved.

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@amandadeibert When women send emails that are confronting an issue, they often end with “have a super great fun relaxing weekend!!” It’s hard to be direct and firm, but comments about personal time have no place in work email.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Things that do NOT get you removed from the GOP
-Sleeping with minors
-Harassing school shooting survivors
-Attempting to overthrow the government
-Go to Cancún as constituents freeze to death

Things that DO get you removed
-Saying the election was not stolen

[Mizzbee @mizzbee13]

@msmacb You can tell it’s true.