mizzouXC

The gallant gallstone.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

Science isn’t anti-God, but understanding God.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@NydiaVelazquez Remember, you passed the laws. Enforcement of them is not far right extremism.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Same people that are now saying that it is a death sentence to send Haitians to Haiti:

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@EUCouncil enjoy the documentary of your actions

https://t.co/ileTDTwLJb

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@GovWesMoore They hate this country And so do you. Not sure why though. Anyhow they can hate us from somewhere else now on their own Dime

[The Megyn Kelly Show @MegynKellyShow]

Megyn sends a message to the Haitians who lost their TPS today:

"Go home! Get out! We know our country is better than yours. That's because we filled it with our work ethic, culture, and values. You being here only dilutes it for us... GO BACK TO FUCKING HAITI!"

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@REMASCULATE She’s the incel now.

[Second before disaster @NeverteIImeodd]

When a man controls his lust, he can achieve anything in life.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

I wish I was retarded and out of touch with reality enough to be a CEO. @XBOX @Dexerto Sign me up, I'll take your pay and do 1000x better.

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It takes a real next level of psychotic to say "shit is too expensive" and the very next day raise prices by over a hundred dollars.

[Physics Geek @physicsgeek]

Wife: I wish my boobs were bigger.

Husband: Here's a hack that you should try that will definitely work.

Wife: Really?

Husband: Yes. Take a handful of toilet paper and wad it up.

Wife: Okay...

Husband: Great. Now rub it between your breasts.

Wife after about 20 seconds: What is this supposed to do? Nothing is happening.

Husband: You just have to keep rubbing it every day for several years and your breasts will definitely grow.

Wife: You want me to rub this between my tits for years to make them bigger?

Husband: It worked for your ass, didn't it?

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Note: Funeral services for the husband will be held this weekend.

[Capitalisimo @thecapitalisimo]

The Slate is going to be a piece of shit, and at $27K delivered it isn't even cheap enough to justify itself.

America needs to gut its automotive regs tomorrow so we can buy new fleet Toyota Hiluxes at the $15k equivalent the rest of the world does.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@AutismCapital You can’t make any money if you don’t sell consoles.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@colenoxrage You can now sue employer and never have to work another day in your life.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The hardware price increases across the board are devastatingly painful to see because once the price goes up, it doesn’t come back down. These increases are now permanent and they will continue. The consequence of this is that due to the increased unaffordability people will be/are being pushed into cloud computing, which will be gatekept via digital biometric verification, which can be revoked at any time depending on your social standing or if you adhere to “the terms of service.”

You will own nothing, you will live in the pods, you will eat the bugs, and you will stream the compute.

The continued march towards the eradication of physical ownership of media, hardware, and eventually your own physical bodies (bookmark this post that this will happen one day) continues.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@PolitlcsUK Finally a job he’s good at.

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@FreeSpeechFnly @stelzner_n1150 He’s from boulder and has severe TDS.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@stelzner_n1150 They definitely don’t care about you, apartment dweller.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@Dexerto Fix tipping by getting rid of it!

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@RepNancyMace Roundup has reverted all their formulas now. It’s just agent orange.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@AmiriKing I’ve never even heard of you until you were crying about GTA.

[mizzouXC @mizzouXC]

@AmiriKing Only bitches game.