Melissa Gordon

31 👑🐝 | Scotland | Jersey | Malta | don't be bitter, glitter ✨ wifey for lifey

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@essexcannaclub @sarahdestinyx She butted in bc it was very clear he had a rehearsed nasty monologue he wanted to get out without actually listening to her reason beforehand, plain as day, he was furious he didn’t get to have his rehearsed moment.

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@sarahdestinyx Glad it wasn’t just me that was thinking this, made me so uncomfortable !

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@handmaidsfans The only thing I ever wanted was a reunion with Hannah, whether it would have been realistic or not, it’s what I held out for 😢

[Scott van-der-Sluis @scottvds17]

So I’ve just that Montoya video and I’m supposed to enjoy “Love Island: All Stars” what is this

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@elonmusk Not a flex really is it

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@TheCinesthetic Labour/childbirth

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@gavreilly Actually you get a wee wristband for platinum seating ☝🏼

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@westerosies Stanus literally burned his own daughter alive just for the crown, but he never features as top villain, I’ll never ever understand it 😂

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@queensofbravo Wish we got to find out what it was that Harry did ..

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@IAmCaseStephens The lovely bones

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@98Binning Fuming

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@_zackdavies How you didn’t get the FOES either! I was screaming from my couch 😂

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@stevenperkins Harry even said to her at the end of the episode - “you’ll be fine, trust me” - and she didn’t catch on 😭

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@kvlly

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@SoVeryBritish You forgot Ecklefekken

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@SoVeryBritish Cheese crisps and beetroot sandwich 🫶🏼

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@MarTEAnisEddy It’s a commonly used but it is also derogatory 🤣

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@imshanereaction I thought she was the winner when she walked in 😂🥴

[Melissa Gordon @mj_hx]

@alohakirstie Or find out their baby’s gender !