matt

DP Dough freetweet winner | #strugglebus

[☔ @Whotfismick]

successfully wasted the first half of 2026

[Joseph “Blue” Pulaski @josephpulasky03]

Ankle monitor ✅
Booze ✅
Epi pen ✅
Vape ✅
That’s phish, man.

[. @Carlosgramosc]

cuando la gente piensa que los estás ignorando pero la vida te tiene así:

[🖤✨ @thetopshelfmen]

down bad for this exact type of man

[matt @mjacks19]

IS ANYONE ALIVE TODAY I AM BOREDDDDDDDDDDD

[Auren Hoffman @auren]

PSA: never fly in the afternoon or night on the east coast or mid-west during the summer

[Retro Toys and Cartoons @toys_retro]

🚨 I’ve watched this film more times than I can count… and I NEVER noticed the girl taking the counter to the face! 😂 How did I miss that?!

[matt @mjacks19]

@brrr_add In Neptune or nyc? 👀

[matt @mjacks19]

So I get assaulted (choked, strangled) by an @Uber driver and after the investigation, my account is banned? How does that make sense? And I pay y’all $10 a month for this app?

[matt @mjacks19]

@Uber my driver tried to choke me and now my account is disabled? How am I supposed to give law enforcement the video surveillance footage?

[matt @mjacks19]

FaceTimed 9 of my friends and not a single one picked up <\3

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. U literally Manufactured the gay. birth the gay. Ur the gay FACTORY

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

one day you wake up and just stop wearing your Apple Watch

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

[culture @notgwendalupe]

11 years ago, the ladies from 'The Real' held in their laughs when this happened

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

men invented pool tables so they could watch eachother bend over

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Having 1 DUI is kind of sexy and mysterious but 2 is undignified

[matt @mjacks19]

My gay ass counting the pleats 😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

If your brain immediately went to the length of the skirt… the ad wasn’t calling women out.

It was calling you out.

[matt @mjacks19]

Obviously so you can grow potatoes under your parked car

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Anyone know why people did driveways like this?

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

Lola Young doing the halftime show like “cause I’m too super, then I’m too fucking bowl”