M Soprano

#NT; fate fell short this time.

[M Soprano @mjctical]

spence fights one way. crawford gon figure him out and then dismantle him.

[💉 @The1stWright]

Bud Crawford about to put something on Errol Spence so cold I can’t wait.

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

might need to get involved with that.

[M Soprano @mjctical]

had no idea jamel herring does bare knuckle fighting

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[M Soprano @mjctical]

@itsmrjefferson and i ammmmmm

[🧩 @viortura]

don't ever let that nigga talk to him again

[The Tragic Octocoon @COONnificent]

These sudden thunderstorms were manufactured by Big Wiper to increase sales of wiper blades and Rain X

[plain pat @DrunkUncleP]

I'm crying at the reactions to this

[(Stephanie) Slade @sladesr]

Congratulations, Twitter is good again.

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[kordell @lledrook]

yo this niggas slander is global LMFAOO

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Saying “I didn’t expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been” is admitting that you knew he was corrupt, and endorsed him anyway.

[CovertCoupe @CupzDos]

Bautista lived SE DC during the Crack Era im sure this was lightweight for him lol

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[M Soprano @mjctical]

@M_Brawl definitely should've let it go til dude looked at least wobbly again

[M Soprano @mjctical]

@M_Brawl BRUHHHHHHHH (you are correct) but BRUHHHHHHHHHHH

[M Soprano @mjctical]

USYK PULLED IT OFFFFFFFFF HOLY SHIT

[M Soprano @mjctical]

they gave that man 20 seconds

[M Soprano @mjctical]

CAN USYK PULL IT OFF

[M Soprano @mjctical]

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT