Michael dean

family man and star striker of the one ton club

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@darthlux Chicken salt

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@cagesideseats Could explain why Rhea Ripley was in Adelaide this morning. Her home city for people who didn't know

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@karlossneaky Didn't need to jump into him to do that though, could have stayed down and there would have been no issue

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@doctormcdougall @Frenzalofficial Can't wait

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@karlossneaky @FootyScran @dcfcofficial I wouldn't eat that. Although I don't eat nuggets much

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@MichaelVaughan @gazbot007 @paulrobertdean just saying, only 1 team can win the test

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@PhilTheThrill90 You should because you're a nonce

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@wutube @malcolmconn @danlovey24

[Ian Higgins @1an_Higgins]

Travis Head averaging 136 in the series but in an absolute fit of rage as he leaves the ground again… and rightfully so. Cricket is never good.

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@danlovey24 @gazbot007 @karlossneaky

[Sportsbet @sportsbetcomau]

In breaking news, I can confirm Mark Brayshaw and Peter Daicos have just been bought by Godolphin and will immediately be sent to stud

#Brownlow
#SwannyTweets

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@karlossneaky @paulrobertdean Heaps of 80s guys started with them, Border, S Waugh etc

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@karlossneaky @adamjamespafc Not sure if anyone from Derby thinks that though.

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@karlossneaky @OptusSport @paulrobertdean @gazbot007 Full HD at 1080p and jacking up the price. Go 4k pr 8k and maybe you could justify it

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@FitzySA

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@theprojecttv Don't agree with what he did but Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein still have their academy awards

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@Peter_Fitz I've been watching this on tic toc, so fascinating

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@1an_Higgins Why can't the commentators say he got hit in the dick and not the abdomen

[Ian Higgins @1an_Higgins]

Why the fuck aren’t Amazon doing a doco on this Ashes tour!?? Need 5 cameras at the hospital while Joe Root gets his testicles x-rayed

[Michael dean @mjdean79]

@adampeacock3 You can really see how they entrap the players through those bad sports docos though.