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Black Lives Matter

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I want a translucent iPhone next year. @Apple bring back the Y2K aesthetic. Please and thank you. Who else want one? Cause if they take my idea, imma get us some.

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@ciarasoulo

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@iamlexpaige

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10/10 great bands, good friends, awesome conversations, and I didn’t get drunk!

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Just at a bar, watching some Boss Ross while live music plays.

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@nickmastrian Absolutely correct. Don’t you EVER do something crazy like that! 😂

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@barrettjcole Noooo

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

@pulte You’re really an amazing person. I love watching you help those in need. Maybe one day you’ll come across my tweet! 💕

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@barrettjcole @Jetta_Jameson I was hooked.

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@ciarasoulo AHS 10 has been one of my favorite season so far!!! Love it

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

I’ve cooked bacon twice today and that’s narnia business.

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

People that don’t drink water, is your mom a heaux?

[hurts @stfuhurts]

"are you ok?" no, i need a vacation...

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

NARNIA BUSINESS (ain’t talking about wardrobes, lions, or witches.)

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

Someone told me “chop chop” today. I put a bitch in her place quick.

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@ciarasoulo Hit me up when you wake if you wanna look at each other 😘

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@ciarasoulo I can’t unwind, been working all day too.

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This made me QUEAZY

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@ciarasoulo It was definitely in my straw so now I’m over straws completely.

[Jordan ▵ @mjelmore222]

Swallowed a fly. NOT COOL.