mary wallace

freelance writer and aspiring author • waystar royco employee of the month • ig & tiktok: mjewrites • subscribe to my substack below •

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

this happened a couple weeks ago but I forgot to let twitter know that I reached 200 subscribers on my substack :) <3

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Maybe my favorite Luca. Sorry if you don't get it.

[T✨ @txadel_]

What eyeliner does he use omg

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

to all the people who watched Challengers and just wanted to see Pat and Art fuck, I'm going to ignore addressing all of the deeply problematic and illiterate parts of your wish and just say: didn't you see them playing tennis? #Challengers

[ciara @ciarabyrevlon]

PLEASEEEE @mjewrites

[re: emma @evemmore]

@agneswickfields I think that being able to work with a range of writers whilst still bringing your unique vision to the screen requires a lot more talent than some people have cough cough emerald fennel

[re: emma @evemmore]

one thing I enjoy about luca guadagnino is he is an exceptionally talented director who feels no need to write his own screenplays

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

i need that challengers score injected into my veins

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

from a marketing standpoint, having camila and lana perform together makes sense since they're trying to launch camila's alt pop girl phase. but the problem is that it doesn't feel natural, just derivative. like the entire phase itself. cute t-shirt though.

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

like whatever happened to just throwing insults around and logging off? stop hiding behind "discourse" to make yourself feel better

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

some of y'all will construct arguments with olympic-level mental gymnastics as an excuse to be mean and misogynistic on the internet.

[Zero Star Reviews @ZeroStarReviews]

“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

I'll never understand what convinced HBO to think that Sam Levinson is some genius who should be allowed to do everything on his own time. They've wasted so much time and money allowing him to do things his way and all for shows that wouldn't be shit without their popular leads

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Production on ‘EUPHORIA’ season 3 has been delayed indefinitely as Sam Levinson has yet to finish the scripts.

The actors have been given permission to take other acting jobs in the meantime.

(https://t.co/tbbl3KsBx3)

[JADE tea room ☕️ @JADEtearoom]

An HQ clip of Perrie’s upcoming single is now available on TikTok https://t.co/xW5RWTV1A7

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

At the after-parties, many pundits said Lily Gladstone should've gone supporting. But there's more to a film career than winning an Oscar. By going lead, Lily told Hollywood to treat her like a lead. And she just booked another lead, which many supporting winners struggle to do.

[Variety @Variety]

Ramy Youssef wears an Artists for Ceasefire pin to the #Oscars: “We’re calling for an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza. We’re calling for peace and lasting justice for the people of Palestine.” | Variety On the Carpet presented by @DIRECTV https://t.co/qxqSOgif3j

[raz @roseyparades]

this happens every single year. the attacks on palestine are purposefully intensified every single ramadan. palestinian’s need you now more than ever, use your voice no matter how small you think it may be

[Anthony Crutch @antcrutch]

The Royal Family PR team putting those Kate rumours to bed. #PhotoGate

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“If I had not met Owen Wilson in a corridor at the University of Texas between classes when I was 18 years old, I would certainly not be receiving this award tonight.”

- Wes Anderson on winning his first #Oscar

See the full winners list: https://t.co/IctYZ9WO3B

[mary wallace @mjewrites]

turbotax is a sneaky little bitch for making me think I can file federal and state returns for free but then upgrading me at the very last second AFTER did all that work and claiming it's because my "tax situation required an upgrade" now I gotta pay $72 for work I did myself