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[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

The @Fx1Jonny twitter career arc

• tried to become an MUFC fancammer
• sucked Goldbridge, Rants, Saeed, Flex dry - got spectacularly shunned and laughed at
• tried to drag his missus into the fancam scene - this backfired (more on this below)
• took massive heat from the United fanbase, tried to redeem himself by “protesting” outside Elland Rd, got legged from there
• threatens to assassinate Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
• gets shown up as a fraud when attending an MUFC quiz
• attended a protest at Old Trafford - got slapped up and ran from there, his missus in tow
• Missus gets exposed as a cheap brass, flogging her kebab online for a fiver a pop
• shouted at clouds for a while in disarray, couldn’t quite put his finger on how to become “known”
• lamped onto the Palestine situation - easy way to garner a following, by being a constant racist/weirdo, turbo tweeting on the topic
• finally gains notoriety
• the downfall - batters the fuck out of a pigeon in St Ives for nicking his pasty -exposed as an animal attacking psychopath

It’s been quite the journey.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire.

Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour.

SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years.

$SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.

[Bart @UtdBart]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[RK☄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mygoatiswashed]

2am - Haiti vs Scotland

5am - Australia vs Turkey

6pm - Germany vs Curacao

9pm - Netherlands vs Japan

[LEBOM App @LebomApp]

The sort of photo your mates clock on the wall at your parents house and becomes the group chat pic for 4 years

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨STARMER’S BLATANT HYPOCRISY EXPOSED! 🤔

Perfect example of Two-Tier Keir.

Video 1 (2020): Starmer viciously attacks Trump for his response to the rioters after George Floyd’s death, calling it an “affront to humanity” and defending the unrest as “peaceful protests�� by people “rightly demanding justice”.

“Like you, I was shocked and angered by the killing of George Floyd. And the response of President Trump and US authorities to the peaceful protests, to people rightly demanding justice, has been an affront to humanity.”

Video 2 (Today): Starmer condemns the “disgraceful” rioters in the wake of Henry Nowak’s tragic murder and his shocking treatment by police.

“No matter the pain we feel, there is no justification for violence and disorder. Let me be clear, we will ensure anyone found engaging in disorder meets the full force of the law.”

Why the blatant double standard, Keir?

Either rioting is bad or it isn’t?

You’re “shocked and angered” and label Trump’s crackdown an “affront to humanity”… but now you’re cracking down hard when people “demand justice” after Henry Nowak.

Are you the “affront to humanity” for condemning these rioters?

Two-Tier Keir exposed for the world to see.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

You would never weaponize a death for a divisive agenda would you Zarah.

Oh wait... is this you?

[Firas Modad @firasmodad]

I think stabbing someone then calling him a racist whips up division.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The bodycam footage of Henry Nowak has just been released.

An 18-year-old who was stabbed FIVE TIMES called the police for help.

His attacker told officers Henry was a racist.

So they handcuffed the victim.

Henry told them over and over:

"I've been stabbed."
"I can't breathe."
"Please brother, I can't breathe."

An officer responded: "You've been stabbed, mate? I don't think you have."

Henry died in handcuffs.

The mainstream media has said NOTHING.

Where is the same outrage from when George Floyd died?

Watch this footage. Share it everywhere.

Pray for Henry’s family.

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Henry Nowak's father speaks out on the murder of his son:

"He told officers he could not breathe NINE TIMES, he said he had been stabbed FOUR TIMES, but the officer replied saying' 'I don't think you have, mate.'"

What a brave man.

[Ashley @sandhu_1709]

Feed Martin Keown to Simon Jordan on Monday morning I beg.

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Hoddle’s literally Robert De Niro in this, the quality of the acting is unprecedented

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Him being arrested

[SH92 @Sportsmon92]

@bet365help @shnitzle73 Hahaha here they are, they’ll be wanting selfies next with your cock on a tape measure.