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“The hardest battles are given to the strongest soldiers.”

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Good morning from Dallas! We’re heading to the Texas State Fair in a bit, but first, we have a little surprise.

Here’s a 30-minute video of our experience at the Red River Rivalry!

On Saturday morning, after reading so many messages from you guys about how special this game is and why it’s a bucket-list experience, we spontaneously decided to film the whole thing.

We’ve always felt that a few Twitter posts don’t really capture what these experiences are like, so we thought we’d give it a try. We spent yesterday editing everything, and we’re actually pretty happy with how it turned out!

So here it is! You can now see our whole gameday experience, including our friend’s reaction to his very first college football game. Hope you enjoy it!

And yes, this means our anonymity is gone now. We know a lot of you liked that part of our account, but after Auburn and the photos that some posted of us, it was basically over for us anyway. Most people already know what we look like, so we figured there’s no real reason to hide anymore.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the video! Let us know what you think.🙏❤️

Here‘s the link: https://t.co/YPfOtGKfDu

[Sailor Girl @sassymightyone]

Meet Reid Rupp. He's the owner of JP Exteriors in Austin, TX.
Folks in Austin should avoid doing any business with this turd.

8906 Wall Street
Austin, TX
512.960.3191

Straight up racist MAGA trash.
Shame on you Reid.

[T-rashPandadada @T_rashPandada]

@Polymarket Is it a prerequisite to have fucked up your face in order to work in this administration?? Serious question.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Last night, a woman attended a Trump rally wearing a "Release the Epstein Files" shirt (a core promise of the Trump campaign).

A ruckus ensued, and several MAGA men beat her mercilessly.

While she was being beaten, Trump mocked her from the stage.

Trump is a demonic force on society.

I simply cannot think of any other word to describe it.

[Good Morning America @GMA]

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV's lung nodule that was removed during surgery was found to be cancerous, the Vatican said.

"The procedure was successfully completed, on schedule and as planned, and the Holy Father has returned to his room," the Vatican press office said in a statement.

https://t.co/WjBRReXuBE

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

A new video uncovered by the Wall Street Journal on Monday shows Texas Attorney General and current Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton partying in Dubai with two men described as U.S. fugitives. https://t.co/9dcoXtQT2A

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

A rare sight in the sky over France! Photographer Florian Riou captured stunning red sprites flashing high above a powerful thunderstorm. ⚡

A sprite is a large discharge of electricity high in the atmosphere miles above a thunderstorm that can extend almost to the edge of space, which is considered to be around 62 miles above the Earth's surface. These flashes last only milliseconds.

[🐝bang! 🟧 @mjfmct]

@NWSNorman Lets hop in the weather rollercoaster!

[🐝bang! 🟧 @mjfmct]

@PoliticalDeamon @cspan @HillaryClinton Sorry! You mean Trump Delusional Syndrome? 🤣

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.

[🐝bang! 🟧 @mjfmct]

@PoliticalDeamon @cspan @HillaryClinton You mean Trump Disillusionment Syndrome? 🤣

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@HillaryClinton tells a story about the Obama Library opening, saying she "burst into laughter" after hearing former First Lady Michelle Obama mention Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize and recalls telling Former Pres. Obama, "I really hope that Donald Trump is watching this."

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨BREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.

• Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a “serious incident” at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.

• Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.

• The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."

• The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Man dies after reportedly entering a tiger enclosure at a wildlife park in Yorkshire

Wild animals deserve respect and space. Entering their enclosures puts both people and animals at risk. I hope the tiger is not harmed or punished for acting on its natural instincts

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

Employee Gayle is going viral for being honored with just flowers at her retirement after working 44 years at Walmart.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed

[NBC DFW @NBCDFW]

Need a laugh? Here are some of the funniest wildlife photos this year https://t.co/nL0oetifGg

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty