Mike Honsaker

Geek, Atheist, Parent, the usual

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@TheSiteSupply I made it after four private invite events. So not sure what to think about my RNG.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@SonySupportUSA Why am I just getting content redirect errors on any browser for an invite event for a PS5. Did you not think there was going to be such a rush?

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@AppleSupport why the hell are porny apps showing up in my Apple news feed, can’t do any better with do not customize on?

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@KamalaHarris We look forward to having you as our neighbor in Glover Park DC.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@RexHuppke Forever will I use “I am the Chinchilla King” as John Lennon proclaimed himself to be the Walrus.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

steven seagal always looks like an XBOX 360 character whose textures just loaded

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@RexHuppke Rex,

I know “facts” are hard for those you argue with on Twitter. But maybe this will help.

https://t.co/Gw6Yylhrtz

Best,

All of us who can use google.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@TerryGilliam @quixotemovie @TornasolFilms @STUDIOLEQUIPE 2, 2, 2

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy https://t.co/6tKNUdRAJ5

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@BrianDunning So was that a short about Martin Short losing his shorts?

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@GOP Happy to see strawman arguments on the day we all celebrate our nation. Congratulations on propagating #fakenews and trying to divide the country instead of uniting it. Dems are for secure borders governed by CBP. Perhaps some extra time in civics class would help. #nonothings

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

Love. It doesn’t cause your worst decisions. It’s the special feeling you have for them.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@rickygervais Twitter without morons would be empty.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

Last I checked, party affiliation is not a federally protected status. Also, can someone forward me the menu from Red Hen? https://t.co/PLs31SE8cE

[Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived @PressSec45]

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@pattonoswalt Actually that looks like the entrance to the Dupont Underground, an arts space located in the old trolley turn-around underneath the circle.

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@CharlesPPierce I always preferred Swiss army boxer shorts

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@ibrahimSalih My checkbook is ready. #voteforIbe

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@ibrahimSalih Eid Mubarak to you and your family!

[Mike Honsaker @mjhonsaker]

@ibrahimSalih I agree that the political class has bankrupted itself on both sides, so I ask…What is your platform? When are you collecting signatures? When are you running? For which office? I’m with you when you do.

[Sweeny Murti @SweenyMurti]

Joba Chamberlain is making his @MLBNetwork debut!!

@Joba_44 will be on MLB Tonight at 8pm and MLB Central tomorrow at 10am.

He will then not be allowed to talk for 2 full days, 3 depending on how many words he uses. #JobaRules