Michael Joyce

Appalachian Nationalist

[radio america A power @notbenfish]

college football is a jeffersonian sport about the power of competing local elites that has been perverted into a hamiltonian sport about the tyranny of the judiciary

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

They discovered gymnastics from first principles

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

The final battle at the Calisthenics World Championships

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

The tree of deflation is watered by the blood of central bankers.

[ClipsLand @ClipsLand]

This is like if the United States congratulated Bin Laden

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

But can he catch a screen pass?

[Nick Kelly @_NickKelly]

Alabama LT Jackson Lloyd, via @BruceFeldmanCFB’s Freaks List:

Bench: 505
Squat: 760
Power clean: 365
Vertical jump: 33 inches
Broad jump: 9-6

And he’s 6-7, 317 pounds.

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

Sometimes I get hopeful that America is capable of overcoming its current challenges, then I remember the Savanah Bananas exist

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

Things that don’t get talked about enough:

1. Lime Tortilla Chips
2. The way she used to look at me
3. A bonfire
4. Wondering where I went wrong
5. Pacifico

[imrealangry import export co. inc. @imrealangry]

The FBI killed Mac Miller cause they knew he would be too powerful for the University of Pittbsurgh in the NIL era

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

Someone help the Emeril Lagasse clips are radicalizing me

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Wall Street Journal reports that young conservatives are embracing Richard Nixon as an icon.

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

If this country actually cared about continuity of government then Todd Chrisley would automatically get Lindsay Graham’s seat

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

If you stand right next to the baggage carousel you shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

I was never taught America is great because it’s richer/bigger. I heard about the light bulb,airplanes, movies, the telephone, rock, jazz, basketball, the Internet, nuclear power, Ali-Frazier, Thoreau, King, Lincoln, Twain, Chandler, the Hoover Dam and the Fender Stratocaster…

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

@FCHWPO Or maybe you’re a ball stopper, average team defender, and below average passer for the type of player you think you are. The only thing you do well enough to deserve the ego is hit contested midrange jumpers, so of course analytics guys don’t value you.

[John Sartori @JohnSartoriTV]

You have to wonder whether the Knicks get it done without Jalen Brunson and Mikal Bridges being battle-tested by the 2017–18 Tennessee Volunteers during the Battle 4 Atlantis.

[Michael Joyce @mjjoyce10]

Games gone

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

ESPN just announced they are doing an alternate broadcast for Game 3 of NBA Finals led by Pat McAfee.

McAfee’s entire crew, including Kendrick Perkins, will be doing live commentary courtside.

[blanc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Whatifalthist @whatifalthist]

Society be like: we will engineer every single variable in your life so you fail. However if you fail, or express any negative emotion about being screwed over or even talk back too loudly than that’s your failing. You have to thank us as we shove the knife in

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

Targeting @RepThomasMassie is an egregious breach of the President’s promise to put Americans first. With a flood of dirty cash, Pres. Trump made this race a national referendum on self determination and the consent of the governed. We must now fight for Kentucky—nationally—in order to Rescue the Republic.

I’m donating to Massie’s campaign, and helping spread the word. I hope you will as well. We must draw a line—and hold it.

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