Matthew James

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I'm voting for ridiculous dead people. I vote not to make a joke of our process, it's our process making a joke of me.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

A guilty pleasure; looking up celebrities net worth.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

Some random dude messaged me on FB to save my juvenile thoughts for Twitter.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

Well, Trumps hair was looking better tonight.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

Do things really just quit working?

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I need a new fat joke. Oh wait, jimmy kimmel, you're still fat.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

These chicks dress from the 50's, drink hard, play hard, and look old but the bartender just said they were born in 81.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

If I feel like the normal one at a weird place I should probably take notes.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

@maxjpegs low.. Very low

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

Let art be the shit that makes you laugh and control the world.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

The ashtray says... You were up all night

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

It's just a dream he keeps having and it doesn't seem to mean anything.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

It's 12 12 almost make a wish. God dammit, all dicks are ass holes.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I told myself no more gay jokes, but fuck it.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

Public pretenders make great courtroom defenders

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I'm just draining my battery.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I found myself lost without irony. I know. It's not very funny.

[Matthew James @mjlakamp]

I just got a loan to enroll in an institution which focuses on how to financially succeed without the reliance of institutions.