Michael Muckerman

can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

You have to be the biggest loser on the planet if you watched Kid Rock tonight

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

You should be able to take a pic like this with all your fantasy players after winning the championship

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

ratatouille but instead of a chef he’s a professional hitman

hollywood you can can have this one for free

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

Biden should still do the debates for the love of the game

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

Celebrating D-Day by recounting Sopranos moments in the deep end

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

@holley_ben No just the way it was meant to be seen

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

Dune is about being really thirsty and who amongst us cannot relate to that

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Soaking it all in.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Never A Doubt ⏰

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(closes eyes. Sound. Such sound. Deafening perfect sound. A bright flash of light. Confusion snuffed out before it can turn into Terror. And then silence) Chiefs money line

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

NEVER A DOUBT

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

@stoolpresidente @kirkmin @ryanwhitney6 media degree finally paying off

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

Ohtani’s contract also says you have to let me play xbox with you

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Big Boy Kicker with an absolute Cannon for a leg

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

new york is the only city where you can go outside and walk around the neighborhood

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

Why don’t they just swim up???

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

This is why the #Oceangate Titan submersible search is so difficult. The depth of the ocean is staggering

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

I am sick and tired of being gaslit by the Snapchat AI

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

The white smoke from the chimney signals the Archbishops have elected a new Uga

[PFF College @PFF_College]

After eight seasons, Uga X - also known as Que, is retiring as the official mascot of the Georgia Bulldogs

The new Uga will be Boom, a 10 month old English Bulldog. He will be anointed this Saturday

[Michael Muckerman @mjmuckerman]

What is happening with these trains?