Michael Joseph Murray

Michael Joseph Murray
SAG-AFTRA / AEA NYC actor, film guy, trainer, citizen and defender of Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood.
he/him

Photo cred: Matthew Murphy

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I make sure to cry whenever I make dinner just so my gf doesn't think I'm a wuss and can't handle onions

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@wally_witch Haha, omg this slipped thru the cracks! I needs must elucidate.

Indeed, my device is named as if your sibling crooned in the Milky Way.

Life on the lam in the big city!

[Brvndon🐐 @iammrBrandon]

The Original Reading Rainbow 🌈 Tina Fabrique

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@hankgreen I was much like you just yesterday, if I'm being honest.

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@XGroverX @WayneBHay What they said ☝️

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I want to hold my fiancée, but I cannot; I am yet enduring a bout with Covid-19. She is in the other room of the 1-BR in Queens we call home. Rent goes up next month. The weather is clement. This is 2022. This is America.

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Yesterday, the SCOTUS overruled a century-old law in my state that limited the presence of firearms in public. Today, I am catching up on the January 6 Hearings when I am bombarded with the breaking news that Roe v. Wade has been overturned.

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@bobbyjob1 Truth be told

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Ugh, can't believe I just left a voicemail.

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@memesiwish *likes from the seat of a machine at the gym*

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9-year-old me is LOSING HIS MIND with these Uranus headlines.

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@XGroverX @AlTheBoss03 100%

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"A new phone isn't consummated til you poop with it," he tweeted proudly from a very satisfied new device.

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@pattonoswalt the original Pixar lamp

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Watching Tom & Jerry this AM. Caught myself about to say "man, that wouldn't happen".

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@solomongeorgio THANK👏YOU👏

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"idk who needs to hear this butt ..."
- me, breaking wind
#fart

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tfw you first heard "Fox, that's one of ours!"

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@NOTbobbymurray @TheRock just made me LoL in the gym

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@TedDansonBDay I waited a year for this tweet.

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Think of all the time we'll save on #NYE now that the #CDC says we can count down from 5.