Matt Scheff

Trying to be funny, occasionally successful.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@nyknicks This was our fit for last years playoff - but they don’t wear these jerseys anymore :/

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@nyknicks Single signed balls from the 5 HOF starters from ‘73, a melo signed ball with my ticket to his 62 point game, and a pair of Jared Jeffries game worn shoes. Talk about range!

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@SNY_Mets I believe i have the most comprehensive collection of those players jerseys in all of the @mets universe - unless anyone can prove me wrong

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@UplandBrewCo please find some distribution for these in the NYC area - we are getting desperate out here!

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@CardPurchaser Ordered only one and hit my greatest Topps Now ever - 1/1!!

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@Mets I’m taking my 2.5 year old daughter to her first Mets game ever today. My wife/her mom is a Yankees fan. Can we do everything possible to make this the best day ever and guarantee she won’t ever want to visit the Bronx?

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

I mentally traded Towns at half. Hand up that’s on me. You live, you learn. Knicks in 6.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@jordany023 I said to my group of friends that night in college - if he hits a walk-off grand slam here, I’ll buy everyone’s drinks at the bar. It was an expensive night but we talk about it every year!

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

That was the single craziest 2 inning stretch I've ever watched.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@AnthonyDiComo Even more NYC was the guy who used to slice the Pastrami at the 3rd base location would give you bigger sandwiches if you said hello and thanked him for slicing.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

After years and years of declaring it to everyone I know, and historically not being the most accurate, this officially solidifies it. THE KNICKS ARE FUCKING BACK!

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one year.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@KnicksMuse At the time, this was an investment piece. Not even his mother has a game used jersey of his. #OAKAAK

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

Build Brunson a statue.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

I’m getting more congrats texts about the Knicks finish than I did when Parker was born.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

If nothing else, this is the single most impressive move of the Joe Douglas era.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

Former #Jets starting QB and No. 2 pick Zach Wilson is on the move. Sources say he’s being traded to the #Broncos, hoping for a fresh start.

The deal includes a late-round pick swap (6th for a 7th) and NYJ will pay some of Wilson’s roughly $5.5M salary.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

Brucey in The Longest Yard is legitimately a more qualified QB than Zach Wilson, even after he had that popcorn.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@TheClemReport @NoQuittersPod People don’t forget Leroy’s cousin with adult braces and Aneesa feeding Cory’s cousin deli meats. An iconic time for that podcast.

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

Not the outcome we wanted, but exciting that the leading name candidate for the next kid is Jalen #knickstape

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

@nikwhite17 @bigmikeiu

[Matt Scheff @mjscheff]

Thinking about fighting a random Heat fan today because I think I’m supposed to. #knickstape