Mallory Wagner

dog mom• nurse• professional pizza eater

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

You have permission to do anything in this life for yourself and yourself only, without a reason why

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 15 Jun 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Jun 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Jun 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 15 Jun 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@alyyy_BLACK 1777

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

My most toxic trait is needing something sweet after every meal

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@momokaiser The limit does not exist

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@momokaiser @britthomp The bird. The bird is what sold you. Not the 46 videos I send a day but the bird. I’ve had it.

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@momokaiser @britthomp Once you download it you’ll understand

[Monica ♛ @monicaknippling]

Me: Who is this lady and why is she liking all of my photos?

Her Insta bio:
Wife💍 • Mama 👶🏻 • Health 🥗 • Just trying to be better than yesterday 💪🏻 join my journey here👇🏼

Ahhhh never mind

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@alyyy_BLACK HAHAHA this screenshot is everything😂😂😚😘😘💕💕💕

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

Hour and a half long FaceTimes with @alyyy_BLACK make this ole gal a happy camper😊😊

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

What a beautiful world it would be if we all just loved ourselves and each other as much as we love dogs

[Trey Mosier @sandfarmin]

Farmer at tire shop answered his cell "Hi wifey!"

After a jovial convo with her he said "Son I'm a blessed man I been married 41 years and it don't matter whether it's 5 minutes or 2 days I cant hurry home quick enough to see that girl"

I pray everyone finds love like that

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@momokaiser I’m still thoroughly confused if I’m being honest

[Jarrett @JarrettFrizzell]

When your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself that you are alright. You are doing a geat job. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but one day at a time.

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t stick your tongue out in that picture.

[2AM Joshed @2AMJoshed]

This is what happens when you put money in my bank account.

[Mallory Wagner @mjwagner2]

@momokaiser My personal fav are the ones of dogs😂