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internet enthusiast

[MythicChronos @MythicChronos]

@DorothyHumdrum "DO NOT MOVE" after mag dumping someone is just the realistic cherry on top LOL

[sandy cheeks @FunSizedPecpecs]

They better have individual loading bars again so we can make fun of the 13 year old kid playing on the family pc from 2007

[jam @libertarjan]

In Germany there is this department store company which went bankrupt like 7 times but is always getting bailed out by the german government

[JayO D. Sama @LikelyTarnished]

Official word from Unc. It’s over.

[hydra @blephin_]

“Human here!”

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

gta 6 is gonna sell a billion copies and then the first headline about it is gonna be "rockstar games lays off 2,500 people"

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> get dm
> "hey smelly, i work for (kind of important place)"
> "vendor sent us weird file, its sus af"
> "what do u think?"
> download file
> look inside
> ultra mega fuck off malware
> pe position independent .code is set to RWX
> multiple extra sections
> extracts .bss segment
> .bss has .exe inside it
> .exe ASPack 2 compressed
> emulate
> has anti-vm features
> pulls .bat from c2 to self-delete
> still bonking

my brother in christ, if your company ran this .exe from this vendor, you better call someone ASAP because your company is COOKED. also, this vendor is either a criminal enterprise or compromised. gl big dawg. happy monday

[anna banana @DirtbagLeftist_]

beastmode

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How do you professionally say “the new hire makes more than me and I trained them” in corporate?

[Spideraxe @Spideraxe30]

Riot Meddler confirms that League Classic will have older gameplay kits

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A London climate change event on adapting to extreme heat has been canceled due to extreme heat

The UK recorded its hottest June day for the third straight day after hitting 36.9°C (98.4°F)

[Kylie @diaryofkylie_]

My 5 year old son is autistic and loves playing with friends, but the second he's done, he's done. The other night we had a bunch of friends over and he randomly stands up and says "alright, thanks for coming guys, can you go home now?" 😭

[🇨🇦Mounder🇩🇿 @HabibiBall]

Turkish players remembering how to play footy the moment they get eliminated

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

what the fuck are you playing