Mary Cook

simmer down hot sauce

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

The thought of running the mile in elementary school, in regular clothes aka jeans, just popped into my brain and I feel like I need to write an email to the superintendent.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

Most people don’t know that coercion is a sex crime. If you gotta convince them to have sex, that’s SA.

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

Personally, I don’t think you should be running our country or in a government role if you are older than 70. Actually, the age of 65.

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

@Cameronmay0207 @RYOBItoolsusa #landscaperproblems

[PRIMA PISCES @Tekiylaaa]

I think it’s interesting that so many takes are “stop having sex” did y’all forget what men do to us when we say no and they don’t like it???

[trish @ultragloss]

happy father’s day to THEM

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

I just want to meet Paul Rudd and become best friends with him

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

@JoseyPatton kept telling me to look at her Twitter profile picture and I forgot but I just remembered…

It is of course a cursed picture of my dog. Elmo’s gonna sue

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

@realbjustine Me too :((

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

Look at this truck I saw at the mall today.

[𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚗 ‹𝟹 @CyberrQueen_]

me yelling “BING BONG” for no reason every 5 mins

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

I hope this is what Leo and Mikey strive for

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[Prof @amosonokevbagbe]

when the lane ending & no one is letting you merge in the freeway

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

This is why I’m in love with a tall, brunette man.

[nessa🤎 @brookewlkrs]

i had a TYPE in the early 2000s

[ʀᴇᴍɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ @notaroper]

when your dog somewhere quiet asf🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Imagine if scientists introduced the vaccine like this.

[Mary Cook @mkacook]

Long distance sucks. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.