Mary Kate Chlada

A sparkly, shiny, blue thing once came out of my ear. Mystery remains unsolved. (She/her/copywriter)

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

My new life goal is to be a mysterious rich aunt who leaves a house in Nantucket to a relative I barely know

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Might be time to Xit this app

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

And I left my scarf there at your sister’s mojo dojo casa house

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Whoever put Tom and Raquel next to each other on #jeopardy has to be a #PumpRules fan

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[Mr. Illinois @mr1llinois]

TODAY'S THE DAY. LET'S LIVE IT UP. I NEED MY MONEY. LET'S WORK IT UP. GO OUT & SMASH IT, LIKE O MY GOD. ROLL OUTTA BED, LET'S GET GET OFF

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

@mr1llinois I’m gonna take a wild guess and say this is the unity temple in oak park

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

I found the sacred texts.

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Honestly it’s disrespectful for any establishment to be playing music that isn’t Taylor Swift this weekend #TSTheErasTourChicago

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

I haven’t been able to enjoy any other tv since Scandoval broke

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Sandoval and Raquel are taking being the D and the S word too far #PumpRules

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

I think Raquel has entirely disassociated from reality #PumpRules

[Megan Stokes @megangolden_]

Me talking about Scandoval the last 3 months #PumpRules

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Applies again this year #SummerHouseReunion

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

Reunions should be fun. Paige at this reunion, NOT FUN! #SummerHouse

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

They should let Paige do the reunion from bed so that she is comfy and less likely to go ballistic #SummerHouseReunion

[not cory @IAmNotCory]

Vanderpump Rules Reunion recap #pumprules

[Peacock @peacock]

I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

I hope she takes every last battery

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Ariana is moving out! #pumprules

[Mary Kate Chlada @mkchlada13]

I’m never going to get over Scandoval bragging about how he’s the reason there are batteries in the drawer #PumpRules

[S @510_sable]

Can’t sleep so I was looking at the Google reviews for Schwartz and Sandy’s and I was not disappointed. 😂😭 #PumpRules #pumprulesfinale