It is day 3175 of Kiffin Watch.
Nobody has spoken to Lane Kiffin except for Pete Carroll and his yoga instructor.
Marty Smith is being held at gunpoint off camera by Jimmy Sexton.
Florida fans are still planning on tar and feathering Jon Sumrall upon his arrival.
Sat next to love island legend Jalen Brown. Nicest guy of all time. We set up a tik tok started dm-ing brands (got a couple responses) he’s the man. Gotta make this man famous 🐐