Mk

Pls don’t call me Mary.

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Just dropping in from a year X hiatus to tell everyone I was asked if I was over 18 AND carded in a Scotland bar. Safe to say I like it here

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The way that I literally pack 10 pairs of underwear for a 2 day trip…pls tell me I’m not the only one

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Can Kendall Jenner stay tf away from Benito…girl bye

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No one speak to me

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I’m a firm believer that there’s nothing a large Dr Pepper from McDonalds can’t fix

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Not me losing in trivia on 101.1 this morning but making my interesting fact about me being that my butt looks good in scrubs

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Why are men so inconsistent?….asking for a friend

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Honestly just thankful my family doesn’t run 5ks on Thanksgiving morning

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@lauren_gx0 U didn’t ask for help 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If my roommates think I’m not putting up the Christmas decorations this week then they really don’t know me at all (plus I need help lol)

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No one let me go out for Halloween anymore. I am not allowed

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Y’all I LOVE Harry Styles but I HATE him with Olivia Wilde

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@ginajacoby Im going the 13th!! Hby?

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I have pit tickets to see Harry Styles next week and that concert might honestly cure my depression

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I don’t wish heartbreak on my worst enemy. This shit sucks

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Literally does not matter how hot you are, men will always be TRASH. I’m looking at you Adam Levine

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Need to stop reading love story novels so I can stop feeling so painfully single

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Do you ever feel like your car is out to get you? Bc mine is. In the last two months two flat tires and dead battery which I just replaced AND NOW MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT IS ON. Make it stop

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How are people still drinking White Claw over High Noon? Y’all ok?

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The White Sox are back baby