Michael Kjellman

Software Engineer @ Apple

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@yydenis @Apple @AppleSupport send me the crasher please.

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@normanmaurer Twins!! 😑

[You know @Tmoney68]

Levels Of Prison:

Maximum Security

Hotel California

Minimum Security

Marriage

Conversation With Boring Coworker

Traffic Jam

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

Genie: First wish?

Me: A wolf t-shirt

G: You got it. Second?

M: Add another wolf

G: *sigh* third?

M: ANOTHER WOLF ON THAT T-SHIRT, BABY

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Two revolutionary companies went public in the summer of 2004. These are their returns...
Google (Alphabet): +1,555%
Domino's Pizza: +2,401%

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

Big thanks to the crews at @skiheavenly still working to dig out the bottom of Ski! So Epic!

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@HVconditions @aperazzo96 seems an update was posted on Instagram with the POA: https://t.co/oddZwkzfYU

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@HVconditions @aperazzo96 any updates?

[HeavenlyConditions @HVconditions]

@Irazmi Not a sales pitch at all. Take a look at the top of Stagecoach. This is just one example of what Mtn Ops is working to dig out.

[Norman Maurer @normanmaurer]

Also a shout-out to @johannesweiss for telling me about `sudo fs_usage -f network -w PID` which shows all syscalls for socket on OSX <3

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

Ugh, we're well into 2017, but I'm still writing 2016 on my Chex

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

I'm focusing my energy to make certain 2017 is a positive year for me. For example, I am positive I will drink a lot.

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

Happy New Years from #Tahoe!

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

Pretty good for the East Coast. If you're looking for a pretty good 🌽 chip outside of California try @MiNinaTortilla. Made in Needham!

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@mebigfatguy twice. Because it was all I could find for some abandoned (but great) projects :)

[Michael Kjellman @mkjellman]

@normanmaurer too real.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Take a look inside a "squirrel hospital," where injured and orphaned squirrels from all walks of life are cared for https://t.co/gVUM6oWrHR