Marcia Jourdane

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵

1. World map according to fish

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

RETWEET IF YOU AGREE THAT THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD RULE 9-0 AGAINST TRUMP IN THIS BOGUS CASE!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Spread this far and wide (and watch until the end, trust me)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Sometimes I think we lose sight of just how fucked up crazy shit is, and we walk around like it’s totally normal that our Supreme Court (which features a handmaiden who was appointed by a rapist, a credibly accused rapist who was appointed by a rapist, and credibly accused sexual harasser whose wife tried to overturn an election for a rapist) is deciding whether or not a rapist former president should be ineligible on a state’s primary ballots because he incited & encouraged an attack against our country in order to stay in the office he is once again seeking.
I mean what the fuck are we even talking about?

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The coolest people I know:

1 have great manners
2 remember and use people's names
3 show up on time
4 are lifelong students
5 listen with interest
6 do not respond to negativity
7 eat last
8 mentor and sponsor
9 give without expecting a get
10 talk less, but say more

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Comments made by Trump in the past few weeks echo statements from Adolf Hitler nearly verbatim.

This has to be intentional. It should be on every front page:

Hitler: I will get rid of the “communist” “vermin”

Trump: I will get rid of the “communist” “vermin”

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Hitler: I will take care of the “enemy within”

Trump: I will take care of the “threat from within”

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Hitler: Jews and migrants are poisoning Aryan blood

Trump: Migrants are “poisoning the blood of our country”

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Hitler: “One People, One Realm, One Leader”

Trump: “One People, One Family, One Glorious Nation”

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Tears. This is incredible. Must watch.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs OF THE YEAR SO FAR!

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

Today Elon took my Blue Tick away.
As an experiment to see if my reach has been affected, can you please do me a favour?🙏
If you follow me, and you see this tweet, can you please retweet it.♥️
To make it worth sharing, here's my photo of a rare Black Redstart after a fly🐦

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@NormOrnstein Wordle 444 X/6

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Calling it a win🥳

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@shukakaichter @Brucekitto Breaking fingers is the point.

[Dear Evan Hansen @DearEvanHansen]

In support of Mental Health Awareness Month, Dear Evan Hansen is partnering with @BlueberryMeta / @BerryxBlueberry for the first-ever Broadway metaverse fashion drop! Evan’s iconic blue striped polo will be available on @Roblox from May 13th & all proceeds benefit @ChildMindInst.

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@MissColeBurke #Worldle #96 1/6 (100%)
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https://t.co/TYpm0HGIEo. Amazing what sticks with you from a report in 7th grade, 55 years ago! 😳

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@AwakensProphecy Reading on Kindle doesn’t smell like a real book.

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@BNBuzz Any book authored by @amortowles I think Gentleman in Moscow is my favorite. Nonfiction—can’t go wrong with Eric Larson or Hampton Sides!

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, BABY!
61 AND SEXXXXY 🎂

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@Brucekitto Brilliant!

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@Brucekitto Nothing should get in the way of eating ice cream!

[Marcia Jourdane @mkjourdane]

@Brucekitto And the obligatory ice cream I see!🍨