MK DAVE

Former Assistant General Secretary, BSNLEU, CHQ. Circle President, BSNLEU, Gujarat Circle.

[sanskrit again @SanskritAgain]

मंदिर या धार्मिक कार्यों का हक छीनकर आप कभी सुखी नहीं रह सकते। कर्म का हिसाब यहीं होना है। 🙏

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

She was not a Saint

She was running a Systematic Conversion Mafia

RT if you agree!

[उम्दा_पंक्तियां @umda_panktiyaan]

कलियुग का सच...

[MK DAVE @mkkdave]

@MumbaichaDon बुरे दिन आ गए 🙈

[MK DAVE @mkkdave]

@SushantBSinha आपको शुभकामनाएं बॉस 🤝

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

Threatened the two Gujaratis to break his Diamond Harbour model.
They broke his Party only.

[अच्छी बातें @Achchheebaaten]

जब तक जीवन है, प्रेम से रहिए, उसके बाद तो फ्रेम में ही रहना है।

#achcheebaten

[Kiren Rijiju @KirenRijiju]

Shri Ashok Gehlot is reminding us of how dictatorial Smt Indira Gandhi Ji was, who didn't believe in democracy.
Beware of dynastic Congress Party.

[MK DAVE @mkkdave]

@MumbaichaDon @AmitShah @byadavbjp Big loss for AMS & KS too 🥸

[अच्छी बातें @Achchheebaaten]

घमंडी नहीं हूं मैं बस जहां दिल ना लगे वहाँ जबरदस्ती बात करने की मेरी आदत नहीं है..!

#achcheebaten

[Gaurav Pradhan 🇮🇳 @OfficeOfDGP]

Hindu terror word was coined by lSl and marketed by 10JP

Told you in 2017 and today shinde accepted it

But why it was coined?

To put Col Purohit behind bars who destroyed fake currency network of lSl. You saw in Dhurandhar

FINALLY MY 9 YEARS OLD TWEET PROVED

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

How to recognize a DESI returning to INDIA after his/her first visit to the US :::

20. Both mother and father have brand new baggy blue jeans and sports shoes...probably Nike !!

19.Tries to use Credit Card in a dhaba.

18. Carries Mineral Water.

17. Sprays Deo liberally.

16. When someone sneezes says 'God Bless'

15. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

"Yogurt" instead of "Curd".

"Cab" instead of "Taxi".

"Candy" instead of "Mithai/Chocolate".

"Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

"Gotta Go" instead of "Have To Go".

"Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

14. Complains about air pollution every time he steps out and spits on the street.

13. Says all the distances in Miles and counts in Millions.

12. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but in his mind multiplies by 56 .....now 60 times !!!).

11. Looks for the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.

10 Calls the alphabet Z , as "Zee" !!.

09. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY on seeing DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!

08. Even after a month complains about jet lag.

07. Avoids eating chili (hot) stuff.

06. Drinks only Diet Coke and not regular Coke.

05. Complains about everything in India especially the traffic, filth etc etc ).

04. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

03. Looks suspiciously at Hotel/Dhaba food.

02. From his luggage, does not remove the tags of foreign Airlines by which he travelled

And finally :-

01. Begins all conversation with "In the US ...." or "When I was in US..."

😀😎😀😎😀

[उम्दा_पंक्तियां @umda_panktiyaan]

हर हर महादेव...🙏

[MK DAVE @mkkdave]

@FltLtAnoopVerma जय हो

[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

संजय राउत कह रहे हैं कि प्रधानमंत्री अघोरी व्यक्ति हैं.. क्रूर व्यक्ति हैं.. क्योंकि वो उसी गुजरात में पैदा हुए हैं जहां औरंगजेब पैदा हुआ था...

पीएम मोदी से नफरत के चक्कर में वो ये भी भूल गए कि गांधी जी और सरदार पटेल भी गुजरात में ही पैदा हुए थे.. मोदी विरोध में गजब ही कर दिए हैं ये लोग।

[EliteWisdom @elitewisdome]

BE CALM

[Amarjeet Smaa @Amarjeet0096]

धीरे चलो, लेकिन रुको मत
तेज़ होने से ज़्यादा ज़रूरी है - चलते रहना।