Alex McCormick

my Twitter is not that good

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

fuck seaworld

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

When you see the 2004 generation of quarterbacks cycling out, you realize how many quarterbacks in this league will dominate for the next 15 years: Mahomes, Mayfield, Jackson, Tom Brady.

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

We really gotta stop labeling highways with light posts as highways that shit don’t work

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

A favorite side hobby of mine is to click ‘Interested’ on every pub crawl event I see on Facebook but never actually go

[jarrett culver @jarrettc08]

📍 HOME

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

@ColinCowherd #COWHERD2024?

[Globi @BoyarGEE]

they put on black face at a party and all pass out drunk. When they wake up they’re actually black and in the 50’s and get to experience racism first hand 🔥

[francesca +* @not_cheska]

hey high schoolers, instead of taking AP classes, take community college classes instead !

they’re:

- free for high schoolers
(pay books only)

- guaranteed college credit
(don’t need to take AP exam for them to count)

- more easily transferred & accepted than AP / IB

[Cris Carter @criscarter80]

#KawhiWatch

Kawhi Leonard, 2x NBA Finals MVP, has decided to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers.

#GoingBackToCali

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

fuck seaworld

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

I get to fly to Philly in two weeks for a work orientation and finally get to achieve my bucket list item of a true Philly Cheesesteak

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook one meal, doesn't make u a chef; but f* one horse and u r a horsef*er for all of history...

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

Never realized I could yell “Fuck” so loud at 6:45am until I knocked my shower curtain rod right onto my head this morning

Good times

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

ATTN EVERYONE 21+:

I have a very important announcement.

For every birdie that happens today at #TheMasters, @NaturalLight will give someone FREE BEER FOR A YEAR.

RT this tweet to enter for a chance to win FREE BEER.

Let’s. Goooo.

#BirdieLight #Sweepstakes #Naturdays

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

@elitefranklin8 This.

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

“Is it just me or is this place weirdly clean?”- my brother sketched out whispering in a fish market

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

@LukeChristenson @CapitalOne Luke I am upset!

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

Yo @CapitalOne I’ll be waiting for my seat upgrade. Lets gooooo! #NationalChampionship

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

👀 @bryce_m14

[Alex McCormick @mkormick]

“Boston vs Houston for next NBA finals, quote me.” - @bryce_m14

Check back in a year

[dani @daniwolfeee]

Getting drunk is such a universal response. Happy? Get drunk. Sad? Get drunk. Just graduated? Get drunk. Promoted? Get drunk. It’s a nice day out? Get day drunk. It’s a non U.S holiday celebrated by the Irish culture but you’re American and bored? Get stupid wasted.