Marisa Kruszewski

[United Center @UnitedCenter]

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[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends, no family. no groom. just me and a priest kissing

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

After a year of self-reflection and isolation, I can say with confidence that I've grown and become a worse person, but with very clean hands.

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

Turning random internet drama into songs, part 1

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

@TKanwal The precision in this handwriting is outstanding. t’s crossed exactly on the dotted line 💯

[Browns Rally Possum @Browns_Possum]

I am declaring the #Browns  are 8-0!

Our 3 supposed losses were a FRAUD perpetrated by big business, big tech and the democrats!

We were winning or at lest tied at some point in all of those games and mysteriously we finished with less points than the other team.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

“Like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun” - @andersoncooper

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

I figured it out. You can stop the torture and reset my brain now please

[Maddie Stone @themadstone]

Distraction time! How old do you think Baby Yoda is in human years? He babbles a lot and puts lots of stuff in his mouth, but he’s also pretty situationally aware and has some damn impressive Force powers. He’s no helpless babe. I’m going with an astute 5yo.

[Brian Kramer 🦀🍏 @brianrkramer]

wait did anyone see this part of the debate?

[Ty Kelly @tykelly11]

“I brought back football.”

K, now do the 200,000 humans.

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

Remember when 5 years ago this moment literally changed my life

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

Idina Menzel laid on the ground tonight and sang Creep by Radiohead and that was pretty much the end of me

[Marisa Kruszewski @mkruszewski]

@sarahsinram He is GENIUS BOY