loud mary

opinions reflect the views of literally every employer i’ve ever worked for

[loud mary @mkstarrr]

do i miss college? no. do i miss blowing up my sorority’s facebook group with “i paid for some fake ass friends” when people wouldn’t go to the bars with me? every day.

[Kaiju No. Kev @M_F_Ninja]

So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

not to be woke but does your sister not have a sink

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

If slapping Trump’s name on it would get Republicans to support a high speed rail system then fuck it we ball

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Bruins’ 7:00 pm start time:

[tanyel @nba_yb_tv]

taylor is so powerful she has republicans believing in climate change

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

“They’re killing the cats and dogs in Ohio”

The cats and dawgs:

[brandon* @brndxix]

dark humor enthusiasts when the joke isn’t about minorities

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

hell yea

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

The conservative mind cannot comprehend being on speaking terms with your daughter

[Kyle🤖🚀🦭 @KyleMorgenstein]

public services shouldn’t need to be profitable

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

no tweets in six days her lawyer told her to shut the fuck up we won

[Chado @heychado]

Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

So to clarify… bombing residential buildings is bad. I have a follow up question